That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) Like bitch keep it real lol Mfs talk like they can lay pipe then bust after two seconds 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Edited November 19, 2020 by That_One_Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 cant tell if its a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Poof said: cant tell if its a bit Nah lol legit question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Nah lol legit question i dont believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Poof said: i dont believe I mean you've never noticed that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 of course I have it's false advertising bc they just wanna get laid. the old bait and switch. classic bamboozlement 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 It's not right tho. Just keep it A1. Its like the dudes that send fake meat pics 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Even if I bust I can keep going if I feel like it, lol at you humans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: It's not right tho. Just keep it A1. Its like the dudes that send fake meat pics 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 i dont think ive ever got a fake meat pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Even if I bust I can keep going if I feel like it, lol at you humans. That's fucking wild dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, Poof said: i dont think ive ever got a fake meat pic I send hella fake meat pics. Master of Photoshop right here 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I send hella fake meat pics. Master of Photoshop right here 😎 show me a photoshop dong rn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Poof said: show me a photoshop dong rn I can't send it here 😭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I can't send it here 😭 see you lie it's a bit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Poof said: see you lie it's a bit! No it's not bro. It's very real. I don't run bits here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: No it's not bro. It's very real. I don't run bits here im so confused whats ur ig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I fat man with tiny pee pee. I sex no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Poof said: im so confused whats ur ig Don't be confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Quackers said: i am great at the sex i will show you after your set Oh bby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Don't be confused I am confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: I fat man with tiny pee pee. I sex no good. Same bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Poof said: I am confusion 💯💯💯💯💰😜☺️☺️😑😑🐐🙄💯🍆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I never tell people I’m good, cause I don’t personally think I am. But I have been told things...about my parts...that are apparently appreciated....but meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: I never tell people I’m good, cause I don’t personally think I am. But I have been told things...about my parts...that are apparently appreciated....but meh That's always great for self esteem tho 💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: That's fucking wild dude I actually looked it up at one point to make sure it wasn't filled with cancer or something even weirder than what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 You tell the right lies to the right people and good things happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) From 15 to 25, I was pure trash but talked a lot of shit. After 25, I became better, but I still couldn't resist pounding it out after 3 minutes or so......I was able to fool several chicks about my stamina because I did a lot of coke then and you'll either never get an erection, or you'll get a golden brick that won't go away and will never ejaculate. It's called the dope dick and a couple chicks still talk about it. Then I became a lover, and I got into mindfully controlling my strokes and impulses until I knew the job was done..... But now I'm just a jaded piece of shit that dares you to give me some pussy....Hit or miss....I might be into it and put on a performance, Or I may roll over and poke the crease of your ass cheeks for 5 minutes and go to sleep....Just leave me alone. Edited November 19, 2020 by BlackNoir 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: From 15 to 25, I was pure trash but talked a lot of shit. After 25, I became better, but I still couldn't resist pounding it out after 3 minutes or so......I was able to fool several chicks about my stamina because I did a lot of coke then and you'll either never get an erection, or you'll get a golden brick that won't go away and will never ejaculate. It's called the dope dick and a couple chicks still talk about it. Then I became a lover, and I got into mindfully controlling my strokes and impulses until I knew the job was done..... But now I'm just a jaded piece of shit that dares you to give me some pussy....Hit or miss....I might be into it and put on a performance, Or I may roll over and poke the crease of your ass cheeks for 5 minutes and go to sleep....Just leave me alone. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mix said: .....This. This is the perfect meme template....This is the new hottness....So many things I can use with this refere..... Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.....These memes already exist, don't they...brb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Sex, like everything else in life, takes practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Also, sex is great and all but have you ever held hands with a significant other and knew that there's no letting go, no holding back, because you are my baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 30 minutes ago, -Ninja_Jesus- said: Also, sex is great and all but have you ever held hands with a significant other and knew that there's no letting go, no holding back, because you are my baby? LOLno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: LOLno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 15 minutes is my average if I'm not trying to last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I mean .... Im not really sure how into it Id be if somebody told me you want some trash dick or nah. Id probably be like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Vamped said: I mean .... Im not really sure how into it Id be if somebody told me you want some trash dick or nah. Id probably be like See I front like I'm dope, bust in a sec then disappear like a genie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 i only last 2 minutes baby lets fuck. i wonder how many times thats worked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i only last 2 minutes baby lets fuck. i wonder how many times thats worked? Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, -Ninja_Jesus- said: Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. two mintes with me feels more like two hours! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I can't claim this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 I can give good sex to you, cuz I'm really good at sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 I almost guarantee im trash at sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 11/18/2020 at 9:43 PM, resurrected said: I fat man with tiny pee pee. I sex no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 I do the best sex. I'll do sex to you right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Because it’s easier than being good at sex. duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 8:05 PM, Vamped said: I mean .... Im not really sure how into it Id be if somebody told me you want some trash dick or nah. Id probably be like You gotta talk it up. In customer service, we call it "upselling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I only lie about being bad at sex. 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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