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Why do so many ppl lie about being good at sex

That_One_Guy

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14 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

It's not right tho. Just keep it A1. Its like the dudes that send fake meat pics 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

i dont think ive ever got a fake meat pic

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

I send hella fake meat pics. Master of Photoshop right here 😎

show me a photoshop dong rn

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4 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I never tell people I’m good, cause I don’t personally think I am. But I have been told things...about my parts...that are apparently appreciated....but meh

That's always great for self esteem tho 💪

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From 15 to 25, I was pure trash but talked a lot of shit.

After 25, I became better, but I still couldn't resist pounding it out after 3 minutes or so......I was able to fool several chicks about my stamina because I did a lot of coke then and you'll either never get an erection, or you'll get a golden brick that won't go away and will never ejaculate.  It's called the dope dick and a couple chicks still talk about it.

Then I became a lover, and I got into mindfully controlling my strokes and impulses until I knew the job was done.....

But now I'm just a jaded piece of shit that dares you to give me some pussy....Hit or miss....I might be into it and put on a performance, Or I may roll over and poke the crease of your ass cheeks for 5 minutes and go to sleep....Just leave me alone.  

 

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14 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

From 15 to 25, I was pure trash but talked a lot of shit.

After 25, I became better, but I still couldn't resist pounding it out after 3 minutes or so......I was able to fool several chicks about my stamina because I did a lot of coke then and you'll either never get an erection, or you'll get a golden brick that won't go away and will never ejaculate.  It's called the dope dick and a couple chicks still talk about it.

Then I became a lover, and I got into mindfully controlling my strokes and impulses until I knew the job was done.....

But now I'm just a jaded piece of shit that dares you to give me some pussy....Hit or miss....I might be into it and put on a performance, Or I may roll over and poke the crease of your ass cheeks for 5 minutes and go to sleep....Just leave me alone.  

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

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.....This.  This is the perfect meme template....This is the new hottness....So many things I can use with this refere.....

Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.....These memes already exist, don't they...brb.

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30 minutes ago, -Ninja_Jesus- said:

Also, sex is great and all but have you ever held hands with a significant other and knew that there's no letting go, no holding back, because you are my baby?

 

LOLno

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13 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I mean .... Im not really sure how into it Id be if somebody told me 

you want some trash dick or nah.

 

Id probably be like 

nah-man.gif

 

See I front like I'm dope, bust in a sec then disappear like a genie

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On 11/20/2020 at 8:05 PM, Vamped said:

I mean .... Im not really sure how into it Id be if somebody told me 

you want some trash dick or nah.

 

Id probably be like 

nah-man.gif

 

You gotta talk it up. In customer service, we call it "upselling." 

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