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So.....Happy Father's Day


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Just called the old man and talked for about half an hour.

He's building a new fence for the sheep and weeding the gardens today, we talked politics for a bit, then alcohol making. 

My aunt gave them some wine made from watermelons from their garden,  i was talking about the next mead recipe i want to try. 

I says "happy father's day" and he says "every day is fathers day."

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16 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

You know, the thing that'll give me the most pleasure in life is if you were to run your mouth to someone irl as you do here, where you'll get beat down and put in your place.

I bet you'd be really cute with some bangs

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19 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

You know, the thing that'll give me the most pleasure in life is if you were to run your mouth to someone irl as you do here, where you'll get beat down and put in your place.

Ruby Woo is the lipstick I love on my dick.... be sure to pick some up, kid.

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1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

There's an all lives matter burn in here, but I'm already high af and it doesn't sound right in my head

it's called "all parents matter" day. that's what i've learned from my conservative friends anyways.

also, i made mothers out of at least two women...bending the curve on this virgins vs dads scale.

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15 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

You mad bro?

At what, in particular.

Your failure at reading comprehension.

Your subsequent failure at a save.

Your cognitive dissonance after being condescended to because your save was unconvincing.

Or your delusional victory thing that any of the previous things were effective.

I mean, the answer to all of them is no, but I wanna make sure I'm laughing at the correct thing

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4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

At what, in particular.

Your failure at reading comprehension.

Your subsequent failure at a save.

Your cognitive dissonance after being condescended to because your save was unconvincing.

Or your delusional victory thing that any of the previous things were effective.

I mean, the answer to all of them is no, but I wanna make sure I'm laughing at the correct thing

Save what idiot? I don't think we even have that many virgins here. Watch you're blood pressure and find someone else to flex on bro I'm not the only one that finds your flexes weird as fuck here. Delusional victory? xD Fuckin' clown. Make my day lol.

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4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Save what idiot? I don't think we even have that many virgins here. Watch you're blood pressure and find someone else to flex on bro I'm not the only one that finds your flexs weird as fuck here. Delusional victory? xD Fuckin' clown. Make my day lol.

So.....the second one?

Hey man, it's your day as well.....hand picked, self confidence lacking step daddies are fathers too.

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2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Someone sounds a bit sour about it all and it isn't me. Your psychological analyses arent as lit as they look through blunt vision. I've never had a problem accomplishing things, and self confidence is not something I worry about. 

I knew getting up to get my laptop was worth it.  You refuse to go down until those flames are white hot.....regale me more about how you're absolutely killing it.

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4 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Sometimes I wonder, do we have more dads here than virgins.....I mean I doubt it, but.....Somebody get me some stats.

Happy Father's Day! I was thinking about making a thread on it too!

I am enjoying mine today. Cleaned house, reorganized some supplies, vacuumed, dishes, laundry, and grilling steaks for dinner for the fam 😀

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1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Keep going you don't sound pathetic at all. Dont flatter yourself thinking I'm gonna keep in this little retaliatory game you like to play. I'm about to dip and enjoy my day. Pussy, maybe some beer and skateboarding.  I'm sure today's gonna be a good day. ;)

Ok, brush up on your reading too while you're out there.

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Just now, NNN said:

Happy Father's Day! I was thinking about making a thread on it too!

I am enjoying mine today. Cleaned house, reorganized some supplies, vacuumed, dishes, laundry, and grilling steaks for dinner for the fam 😀

I cooked a corned beef roast, we ate and now everyone is asleep except me....I kinda want a nap too, but I won't get sleepy until it's too noisy to go to sleep.

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7 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Keep going you don't sound pathetic at all. Dont flatter yourself thinking I'm gonna keep in this little retaliatory game you like to play. 

 

2 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Will do champ. I'll pick up something for you too. 

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnazpKUaxVy7iQ2T7C7

 

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8 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I cooked a corned beef roast, we ate and now everyone is asleep except me....I kinda want a nap too, but I won't get sleepy until it's too noisy to go to sleep.

Did your kid(s) make/get you a card? Those are always cute :)

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5 hours ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

You know, the thing that'll give me the most pleasure in life is if you were to run your mouth to someone irl as you do here, where you'll get beat down and put in your place.

I don't think Sawdy hangs out with special kids when he's off the boards.

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completely off subject of the actual OG post but, my Dad likes to play video games and he's a huge fan of the Wolfenstein/Doom games (He's been playing them since the 90's)

To let him know we had bought him the new Doom game for Father's Day I sent him this

Doom.png

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21 minutes ago, molarbear said:

completely off subject of the actual OG post but, my Dad likes to play video games and he's a huge fan of the Wolfenstein/Doom games (He's been playing them since the 90's)

To let him know we had bought him the new Doom game for Father's Day I sent him this

Doom.png

Nice.

Between me, and all the friends I've had whose dads I knew, I've only met two that were also really into playing games. A cousin of mine that's an accountant in Florida making over 100 grand a year is a big nerd and plays games. I remember talking to him once years back about Skyrim, him having hundreds of hours in a playthrough he was doing.

Other than him, back when I was a kid a friend of mines parents would also play a lot of games, both his mom and his dad... was pretty jealous. My step-dad doesn't play games at all and refuses to touch them. My mom wants to but he won't allow her to since he's old fashioned like that and doesn't think a woman her age (47) should be playing video games.

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