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Happy Birthday Doom Metal Alchemist


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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

It's not fair, I have a head start.

I'm assuming the race you're referring to is being a 40 year old virgin.

Well, I'm setting you both at the starting line of 2015......Ages don't matter.  It's not like either of you weren't virgins before 2015.....So that's when I started the Buddles International......

I mean, if you wanna believe the hype....You dude could die soon......It's crunch time baby.  And you still have a head start because GT's biggest concerns revolve around people being mean to him at work and his contributions to public safty by cleaning a place that it's likely none of us will ever visit.  Meanwhile, you're out there.....In the trenches....Giving retail women your phone number.

 

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52 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Well, I'm setting you both at the starting line of 2015......Ages don't matter.  It's not like either of you weren't virgins before 2015.....So that's when I started the Buddles International......

I mean, if you wanna believe the hype....You dude could die soon......It's crunch time baby.  And you still have a head start because GT's biggest concerns revolve around people being mean to him at work and his contributions to public safty by cleaning a place that it's likely none of us will ever visit.  Meanwhile, you're out there.....In the trenches....Giving retail women your phone number.

 

Nah, I only considered doing that.

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