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I just talk to people and we click. Met my favorite friend at university. We just started talking outside in the parking lot one day. Ended talking for hours and we would go on to have some of the best times of our lives together. Ended up saving her life, too.

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  On 11/6/2019 at 6:31 AM, Distortedreasoning said:

close thread. 

 

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Right?  That's how my neighbors got me at the last place I lived.  It'd be real late at night and they be like come over and I be like no I'm cranky, why do you like me anyway? and they be like we've got wine and ham and I be like Imma take a quick shower for your sakes give me 10 min. 😋

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  On 11/6/2019 at 6:48 AM, Vela said:

Right?  That's how my neighbors got me at the last place I lived.  It'd be real late at night and they be like come over and I be like no I'm cranky, why do you like me anyway? and they be like we've got wine and ham and I be like Imma take a quick shower for your sakes give me 10 min. 😋

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hey baby come on over for some coffee ;)

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not just coffee but making some carne asada! ;)

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Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements.

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My honest take: Run parties. I have helped run or host house parties so much over the years.. and to boot you get invited to other house parties... and then meet more people. now instead of house parties, I have my own or I help run the biggest party a convention could ask for... with free booze. You. Meet. Lots.

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  On 11/6/2019 at 7:27 AM, Distortedreasoning said:

you know it might sound weird but i have been summoned plenty of times exactly like that.

 

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That's cause of that old saying, way to a man's heart is through his stomach...looks like it's the same for the plum-shaker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

😶 I apologize for using a 13 cen. term for penis, Idk y that happened.

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  On 11/6/2019 at 7:38 AM, Vela said:

That's cause of that old saying, way to a man's heart is through his stomach...looks like it's the same for the plum-shaker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

😶 I apologize for using a 13 cen. term for penis, Idk y that happened.

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i never even heard of that term for penis before.

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  On 11/6/2019 at 8:12 AM, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

I've honestly never heard of that before.

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Well I don't think I need to specify what the plum is.  But "plum" was coined first and then of course came along "plum tree shaker".

Useless facts.

Like the heart symbol.  I get the feeling not too many people would think the ❤️ symbol is all cute if they new it's origins 😄

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  On 11/6/2019 at 8:17 AM, Distortedreasoning said:

i was gonna say maybe im too tired for it to make sense but so far it looks like im not alone in confusion :D

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lol "plum" was a euphemism for vagina during the medieval era.  So was "cunt"...that's how old that word is.  There were WAY more terms for penis though, lol.

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  On 11/6/2019 at 8:19 AM, Vela said:

Well I don't think I need to specify what the plum is.  But "plum" was coined first and then of course came along "plum tree shaker".

Useless facts.

Like the heart symbol.  I get the feeling not too many people would think the ❤️ symbol is all cute if they new it's origins 😄

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I'm full of useless facts, too. Like the following: Pete Townshend, guitarist and principal songwriter for the Who, actually predicted the existence of the internet while trying to create and produce Lifehouse, the band's followup to their groundbreaking rock opera Tommy. Unfortunately, Lifehouse fell through, but out of that we got the album Who's Next as well as some killer post-album singles, one of which is actually about said internet prediction.

 

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  On 11/6/2019 at 8:24 AM, Vela said:

lol "plum" was a euphemism for vagina during the medieval era.  So was "cunt"...that's how old that word is.  There were WAY more terms for penis though, lol.

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The Bloodhound Gang found quite a few words and phrases to use for both reproductive organs in their song "Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo". (Again, a useless fact, one which I wish I never knew.)

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