Leon Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I want friends but I don't know how to get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Feed them 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Common interests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Leon said: I want friends but I don't know how to get them. Adopt a Dog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Sit at a bar that caters to your desired demographic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Oh god when you figure it out tell me too ok. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 But Magic cards. Go to FNM every week. Stockholm syndrome will get you friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 I just talk to people and we click. Met my favorite friend at university. We just started talking outside in the parking lot one day. Ended talking for hours and we would go on to have some of the best times of our lives together. Ended up saving her life, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 @Poof right poof? We became friends the same way, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: @Poof right poof? We became friends the same way, right? Yea in the parking lot at university. I remember like it was yesterday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Yea in the parking lot at university. I remember like it was yesterday Lol no i meant we talked for hours and clicked silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 43 minutes ago, Leon said: I want friends but I don't know how to get them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 When I make friends I make them from flesh. Sometimes I add blood. Sometimes I only give them teeth. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Sell marijuana. You'll meet all sorts of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoLJackass Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 (edited) Apparently being aloof and not very talkative will gravitate people to you....I have no fucking idea how this happens Edited November 5, 2019 by LoLJackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, LoLJackass said: Apparently being aloof and not very talkative will gravitate people to you....I have no fucking idea how this happens I must be doing something wrong then. I only got friends as an adult when I formed a band. And my only friends are my band members, + one band members' adult son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 21 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Lol no i meant we talked for hours and clicked silly Oh I thought I was supposed to play along w/the university thing. Yea we just talked thats it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 23 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Feed them close thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 18 hours ago, LoLJackass said: Apparently being aloof and not very talkative will gravitate people to you....I have no fucking idea how this happens They want to know what you know...🤖 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: close thread. Right? That's how my neighbors got me at the last place I lived. It'd be real late at night and they be like come over and I be like no I'm cranky, why do you like me anyway? and they be like we've got wine and ham and I be like Imma take a quick shower for your sakes give me 10 min. 😋 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Stare at them if they stare back for along time then you found a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Stare at them if they stare back for along time then you found a friend Yeah...yeah...this... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, Vela said: Right? That's how my neighbors got me at the last place I lived. It'd be real late at night and they be like come over and I be like no I'm cranky, why do you like me anyway? and they be like we've got wine and ham and I be like Imma take a quick shower for your sakes give me 10 min. 😋 hey baby come on over for some coffee pass. not just coffee but making some carne asada! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: not just coffee but making some carne asada! done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, Vela said: done once you are here, you see i had ulterior motives for bringing you here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: once you are here, you see i had ulterior motives for bringing you here 😄 Wouldn't be the first time that was the case. And STILL I hardly ever pass up free food 😅 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 But seriously, just be yourself. Just make sure it's a "likable" version of yourself. (No, don't be two-faced. Just be you.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, Vela said: Yeah...yeah...this... I'm gonna have nightmares. Thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 My honest take: Run parties. I have helped run or host house parties so much over the years.. and to boot you get invited to other house parties... and then meet more people. now instead of house parties, I have my own or I help run the biggest party a convention could ask for... with free booze. You. Meet. Lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, Vela said: 😄 Wouldn't be the first time that was the case. And STILL I hardly ever pass up free food 😅 you know it might sound weird but i have been summoned plenty of times exactly like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Sometimes I try being honest. Sometimes it backfires. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said: you know it might sound weird but i have been summoned plenty of times exactly like that. That's cause of that old saying, way to a man's heart is through his stomach...looks like it's the same for the plum-shaker. 😶 I apologize for using a 13 cen. term for penis, Idk y that happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: That's cause of that old saying, way to a man's heart is through his stomach...looks like it's the same for the plum-shaker. 😶 I apologize for using a 13 cen. term for penis, Idk y that happened. i never even heard of that term for penis before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i never even heard of that term for penis before. I’ve never heard of the 13th Century reduced to “13 cen.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I’ve never heard of the 13th Century reduced to “13 cen.” XD XD XD I'M TIRED alright! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: XD XD XD I'M TIRED alright! when im tired i never call penis by 13 cen 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i never even heard of that term for penis before. Like I said, I'm tired...I'm typing too many letters here and not enough there. The actual 13 c. term is plumtree-shaker. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vela said: Like I said, I'm tired...I'm typing too many letters here and not enough there. The actual 13 c. term is plumtree-shaker. I've honestly never heard of that before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, Vela said: Like I said, I'm tired...I'm typing too many letters here and not enough there. The actual 13 c. term is plumtree-shaker. i was gonna say maybe im too tired for it to make sense but so far it looks like im not alone in confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 25 minutes ago, Vela said: XD XD XD I'M TIRED alright! That's okay. We love you. We understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I've honestly never heard of that before. Well I don't think I need to specify what the plum is. But "plum" was coined first and then of course came along "plum tree shaker". Useless facts. Like the heart symbol. I get the feeling not too many people would think the ❤️ symbol is all cute if they new it's origins 😄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i was gonna say maybe im too tired for it to make sense but so far it looks like im not alone in confusion lol "plum" was a euphemism for vagina during the medieval era. So was "cunt"...that's how old that word is. There were WAY more terms for penis though, lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Just now, Vela said: Well I don't think I need to specify what the plum is. But "plum" was coined first and then of course came along "plum tree shaker". Useless facts. Like the heart symbol. I get the feeling not too many people would think the ❤️ symbol is all cute if they new it's origins 😄 I'm full of useless facts, too. Like the following: Pete Townshend, guitarist and principal songwriter for the Who, actually predicted the existence of the internet while trying to create and produce Lifehouse, the band's followup to their groundbreaking rock opera Tommy. Unfortunately, Lifehouse fell through, but out of that we got the album Who's Next as well as some killer post-album singles, one of which is actually about said internet prediction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: lol "plum" was a euphemism for vagina during the medieval era. So was "cunt"...that's how old that word is. There were WAY more terms for penis though, lol. The Bloodhound Gang found quite a few words and phrases to use for both reproductive organs in their song "Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo". (Again, a useless fact, one which I wish I never knew.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: one which I wish I never knew.) One need never apologize for The Bloodhound Gang, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Vela said: One need never apologize for The Bloodhound Gang, lol. Okay. I take back my apology. lol (But the Who are a million times better. *runs away* XD) Edited November 6, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 the answer is "run an internet message board" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 25 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: the answer is "run an internet message board" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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