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17 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

One time, I had a dream about making out with a one-time [as]MB'er. That was several years ago. So long ago that I bet there are very few that even remember her.

they don't post anymore, nobody is going to remember them, and you're still not going to say who??

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On 4/11/2019 at 6:01 PM, garbagepailcat said:

Also, cause why not here? Why not now? I used to talk to viper on Snapchat when I had a shitty ex and needed a distraction from getting my degree. He one time sent me a video of him talking though, and I immediately lost interest.

Boy thinks he’s special cause I sent him nudes. Let’s be clear. A lot of people have seen me naked. 

This passivity shit ain’t for me, and he’s done it several times since I started posting here. Eat several crooked dicks. 

YIKES
HEY NOW I DIDNT EVEN RESPOND TO POOF ON THAT ONE.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst off gurl, don't be a better betty, we got along just fine - hearing you bitch about that hairbag of an ex tho was excruciating (that dude sucked) but in retrospect i was moreeee than glad to listen to your woes.

Second, i haven't been mean or petty to you AT ALL since our little PM convo... maybe like... a year and a half ago? I was pretty sure we squashed what LITTLE beef we had left.

Third, damn. I'm a lil hurt here. Did you like entirely forget about that convo?

At least treat me to dinner before you spit roast me. Christ.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

hawt

No, it wasn’t sweat. It was very cold that night, actually, which is why I wasn’t so shy as to sit on frodo’s warm lap. It wasn’t jizz either. I shit myself — big time.

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Just now, Naraku4656 said:

i'm curious to see how far you can go with this

Well I can start by telling you that I believe the warmth of his lap was my dream’s interpretation of the pillow of shit my butt had burrowed itself in

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17 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Almost yearly Wendy Williams has a ts porn star party at one of the Lexington strip clubs.

It's already passed this year, was 5/3.  She has her birthday party here.

and how is she these days?

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1 hour ago, Poof said:

I never even heard of xpeeps

It's a cam site now, but in the long, long ago it was Myspace but porn.  Pervs and porn stars chatting and sharing nudes and blogs and bulletins.  It was good.  That and ModelSpaces, where models could sell pics and vids to people.  That's where I became pen pals with Tara Tainton.

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