Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Nahhhh wuht? well it's not so much a theory as much as it is a surgical procedure... inject fact into your dick....it's all the rage with butts, so I figured also, it's a thing and people have been doing it for a while even though I thought of this independently and later found out it happens....like most of my ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: If you're dick is any less than 15 inches soft than you can FUCK OFF I called it massive to inflate my ego. I apologize profusely. It's only slightly above average. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: well it's not so much a theory as much as it is a surgical procedure... inject fact into your dick....it's all the rage with butts, so I figured also, it's a thing and people have been doing it for a while even though I thought of this independently and later found out it happens....like most of my ideas Well that's absolutely disgusting! As soon as I'm done shopping for syringes online I'm telling everyone how gross you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I called it massive to inflate my ego. I apologize profusely. It's only slightly above average. Tease 🙁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Eh, the heroin didn't make him who he is. It just created viable fodder. Funny people make thwir lives funny at all costs. I mean, just think about it, heroin and a successful comedy career......I certainly wouldn't have been able to see the downside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Poof said: I feel like i post so much of my porn that everybodys seen me but then i never knew you posted any nudes before either I've watched your porn and I cant remember if you have a nice ass. Tells you how much I remember about porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Well that's absolutely disgusting! As soon as I'm done shopping for syringes online I'm telling everyone how gross you are No this is a surgical procedure....you need doctors and everything....there's pre-op stuff and post-op stuff and obviously op-op stuff And the funniest part is that you have to take care of it a certain way or the fat will settle wrong and you'll have some deformed monster in your pants Edited April 12, 2019 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mix said: I mean, just think about it, heroin and a successful comedy career......I certainly wouldn't have been able to see the downside The downside is a crippling heroin addiction that ruins your career. For a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I've watched your porn and I cant remember if you have a nice ass. Tells you how much I remember about porn. Its not great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Honestly idk if I'd have sex with any of the girls here out of respect, but I would love for a few of them to beat me a little. Or smack me around before a workout. That'd be hot. Am I still supposed to 360 no scope your butthole while I wear my Master Chief helmet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: The downside is a crippling heroin addiction that ruins your career. For a time. You gotta pay the toll to ride the ride.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, Poof said: Its not great Probably as good as mine. We're both white. I'm sure it would rate passable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, GunStarHero said: Am I still supposed to 360 no scope your butthole while I wear my Master Chief helmet? I better be bleeding after Knock my teeth down my throat. And I want you to dress up like one of the big bad beetle borgs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I better be bleeding after Knock my teeth down my throat. And I want you to dress up like one of the big bad beetle borgs. Lol, me and boo were laughing about how muscle guys in shows look like Sewer Sharks. Beetle borgs reminded me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Lol, me and boo were laughing about how muscle guys in shows look like Sewer Sharks. Beetle borgs reminded me. I want gunstar to dress up like the magic School bus chick and whip me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I want gunstar to dress up like the magic School bus chick and whip me Ms. Frizzle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I want gunstar to dress up like the magic School bus chick and whip me I'll drive the school bus up your ass and take you on a field trip. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I rarely ever have sex dreams. When i do, it's never a person i know and usually i can't see their face and it never really goes all the way. My dreams are a tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I'll drive the school bus up your ass and take you on a field trip. It better be a megabus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I'll drive the school bus up your ass and take you on a field trip. As long as it's a field trip to pleasure. I'm tired of my brush handle ass pokings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: It better be a megabus You're too tight for that, little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You're too tight for that, little man. I sith Lord can take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I sith Lord can take it Your dark side is not prepared. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: As long as it's a field trip to pleasure. I'm tired of my brush handle ass pokings. I do recommend you bring some moist towlettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Your dark side is not prepared. I'm paying you 14 muh fuckin smackaroons. So you best be shutin tf up 😡 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I do recommend you bring some moist towlettes. My ass already looks like a sandworms mouth! I demand mercy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: My ass already looks like a sandworms mouth! I demand mercy! Is Boo fucking you in the ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Is Boo fucking you in the ass? No. I eat too much fruit and need to alter my diet. Here is a sandworm @That_One_Guy https://fineartamerica.com/featured/shai-hulud-abilio-fernandez.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: No. I eat too much fruit and need to alter my diet. Here is a sandworm @That_One_Guy https://fineartamerica.com/featured/shai-hulud-abilio-fernandez.html Do you wish she was fucking you in the ass? I can recommend some very nice strap-ons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: No. I eat too much fruit and need to alter my diet. Here is a sandworm @That_One_Guy https://fineartamerica.com/featured/shai-hulud-abilio-fernandez.html That picture really disturbs me for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Do you wish she was fucking you in the ass? I can recommend some very nice strap-ons. No. I had a finger in my butt once and didn't like it. We're fine with her being the fuckee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: That picture really disturbs me for some reason Possibly because I associated it with assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: No. I had a finger in my butt once and didn't like it. We're fine with her being the fuckee. Straight guys just don't know what they are missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Straight guys just don't know what they are missing. Getting blown at the same time barely took away from how bad that finger felt in my ass. And I LOVE being blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Getting blown at the same time barely took away from how bad that finger felt in my ass. And I LOVE being blown. Well you have to work up to it and use proper preparation, at least lubrication. Unless you like pain sexually then you can forgo the lubrication and preparation. Some do, others need to be nudged into it slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, Sandstone said: Well you have to work up to it and use proper preparation, at least lubrication. Unless you like pain sexually then you can forgo the lubrication and preparation. Some do, others need to be nudged into it slowly. The copious amount of slobber was the lube. I just didn't like it. Sorry, some dudes will try and decide it's not for them. I know how much gay fellas like their str8 bois. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 28 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Is Boo fucking you in the ass? No, he fucks my butt. I want to stick things in his butt but he’s not down. I used my butt plug this morning for the dp action. It was pretty fucking amazeballs. The bass is too big though :T 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: The copious amount of slobber was the lube. I just didn't like it. Sorry, some dudes will try and decide it's not for them. I know how much gay fellas like their str8 bois. Well at least you tried, that's more than most, so you get kudos for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said: No, he fucks my butt. I want to stick things in his butt but he’s not down. I used my butt plug this morning for the dp action. It was pretty fucking amazeballs. The bass is too big though :T We should tone it down to pre-90's levels, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 i'm sleepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: We should tone it down to pre-90's levels, lol. :T over 9000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Not really. It was a sex dream. Nothing to look into. I mean....it happens. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Sex dreams are fun. That is, until they turn into wet dreams. Man, doing the laundry sucks ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death_is_coming Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 random sex dreams are always fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death_is_coming Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 6 hours ago, garbagepailcat said: I weigh 105 pounds. 👍🏻 MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirllllllllllllllll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 56 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Sex dreams are fun. That is, until they turn into wet dreams. Man, doing the laundry sucks ass. Thats definitely not going to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 16 minutes ago, Death_is_coming said: random sex dreams are always fun. It probably means something. Idk what yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 update: i had falafel today 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: update: i had falafel today i LOVE falafel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Poof said: i LOVE falafel me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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