RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Also, cause why not here? Why not now? I used to talk to viper on Snapchat when I had a shitty ex and needed a distraction from getting my degree. He one time sent me a video of him talking though, and I immediately lost interest. Boy thinks he’s special cause I sent him nudes. Let’s be clear. A lot of people have seen me naked. This passivity shit ain’t for me, and he’s done it several times since I started posting here. Eat several crooked dicks. I remember seeing your butt. It's pretty good, even though I could tell you posed it for maximum showing off. Still a proper amount of meatyness though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I remember seeing your butt. It's pretty good, even though I could tell you posed it for maximum showing off. Still a proper amount of meatyness though. In what scenario would I not be posing for maximum ass when taking an ass picture? Thanks for your approval tho lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I weigh 105 pounds. 👍🏻 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Also, cause why not here? Why not now? I used to talk to viper on Snapchat when I had a shitty ex and needed a distraction from getting my degree. He one time sent me a video of him talking though, and I immediately lost interest. Boy thinks he’s special cause I sent him nudes. Let’s be clear. A lot of people have seen me naked. This passivity shit ain’t for me, and he’s done it several times since I started posting here. Eat several crooked dicks. Viper ,dont be an asshole to pail - one of the nicest people here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 i like the atlas on the wall 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, garbagepailcat said: In what scenario would I not be posing for maximum ass when taking an ass picture? Thanks for your approval tho lol Maximum Ass should be a movie. I don't care if it's about a donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: I weigh 105 pounds. 👍🏻 I'm not an assman at all, but.... that's a nice ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Viper ,dont be an asshole to pail - one of the nicest people here. It hella threw me off that you called her "pail" lmao 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i like the atlas on the wall SOMEBODY FIX THIS MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: SOMEBODY FIX THIS MAN what? it's a nice atlas. also i don't quite know how to put the kind of people i like but 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: what? it's a nice atlas. also i don't quite know how to put the kind of people i like but She reminds me of boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i'd think i'd have more fun in a dream playing video games with someone than i would fucking them. Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: She reminds me of boo i'm more or less being silly. but seriously, i like that atlas. i'm going to see if i can find it Edited April 11, 2019 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Poof said: Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck. yeah i know. i can do it but it's really more for them than it is for me. i'd be happier just eating pizza and watching something honestly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Poof said: Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck. My brother asked me if I was gay years ago. Pretty sure he took me to Hooters one night to see if I tried to get a particular girl. Especially for guys, when sex is a minimal part of the equation it seems weird to other guys. I'm usually the one making the sex good anyway, so if the recieving end is mentally incompatible what's the point. I'm just masturbating inside of someone in that case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Sorry I make you think about the person you lost your virginity to. That must suck. I never thought of it before til today w/the dream and all. it's not traumatic memories or anything anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 51 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: I weigh 105 pounds. 👍🏻 very similar but you have a better ass than her i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 56 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Maximum Ass should be a movie. I don't care if it's about a donkey. it is Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 44 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i'm more or less being silly. but seriously, i like that atlas. i'm going to see if i can find it I’ve had it for like 15 years. I’m sure there are a lot like it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, Poof said: it is Reveal hidden contents You've made me so happy. I don't know what to do with myself right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I've never really had a standard sex dream involving anyone. I've had a handful of balloony dreams involving people from here though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 56 minutes ago, Poof said: Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck. I dated an Asexual guy very briefly several years ago. One of the sweetest men I've ever met, still friends with him. Unfortunately I'm too horny to have a relationship with someone whose incapable of desiring my fuck stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You've made me so happy. I don't know what to do with myself right now. what if i told you, in addition to there being a porn called Maximum Ass, one of the girls' in it porn name is Dyn-A-Mite? source: http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=maximum+ass/year=2003/maximum-ass.htm Edited April 11, 2019 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 @garbagepailcat You have an objectively beautiful posterior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: yeah i know. i can do it but it's really more for them than it is for me. i'd be happier just eating pizza and watching something honestly Edited April 11, 2019 by NaBernie2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 18 minutes ago, Poof said: very similar but you have a better ass than her i think Thanks. I haven’t seen your butt, but I’m sure it’s lovely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sandstone said: @garbagepailcat You have an objectively beautiful posterior. Thank you, kindly. All butts are beautiful, IMO. 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Poof said: what if i told you, in addition to there being a porn called Maximum Ass, one of the girls' in it porn name is Dyn-A-Mite? source: http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=maximum+ass/year=2003/maximum-ass.htm Maximum Ass was the maximum pleasure I needed. Her name adds nothing! But if she was a donkey? Oh man. I'd probably be dead right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Thank you, kindly. All butts are beautiful, IMO. 😅 Some are more beautiful than others though, I am a connoisseur of asses the subtleties are like those between a good couch and an expensive couch. Yes I window shop for asses like I do furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Honestly idk if I'd have sex with any of the girls here out of respect, but I would love for a few of them to beat me a little. Or smack me around before a workout. That'd be hot. out of respect You should use that in your act Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Poof said: garbagepailcat We've all had sex dreams about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, Mix said: out of respect You should use that in your act I'd have to figure out how to word it. Lol right now it's kinda raw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: what? it's a nice atlas. also i don't quite know how to put the kind of people i like but sooo, supermodels....you like supermodels....how hard is that to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I'd have to figure out how to word it. Lol right now it's kinda raw "out of respect", "with all due respect", idk what it is about the word respect and how people use it, it always seems to come off disingenuous....there's humor in it Edited April 11, 2019 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mix said: "out of respect", "with all due respect", idk what it is about the word respect and how people use it, it always seems to come off disingenuous....there's humor in it I made sure to emphasize respect because my dick game is 🗑 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mix said: sooo, supermodels....you like supermodels....how hard is that to say Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I'd have to figure out how to word it. Lol right now it's kinda raw "I don't really have a strong desire to fuck beautiful women. I'd rather have them smack me around and tell me my dick is too small, really." And I won't even ask for writing credit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: "I don't really have a strong desire to fuck beautiful women. I'd rather have them smack me around and tell me my dick is too small, really." And I won't even ask for writing credit. Won't work. Still too raw. You gotta make it witty. This ain't the 80s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Won't work. Still too raw. You gotta make it witty. This ain't the 80s This is a segue, dude. No one wants a bit about being slapped by women. This is a small dick bit. Sandwiched between a trouble with women bit. I'm not doing all your fucking work! I just like joking around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I made sure to emphasize respect because my dick game is 🗑 lmao, I feel ya hey, have you heard of the fat dick theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Won't work. Still too raw. You gotta make it witty. This ain't the 80s Idk, I laughed....I could see like Artie Lange saying that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: This is a segue, dude. No one wants a bit about being slapped by women. This is a small dick bit. Sandwiched between a trouble with women bit. I'm not doing all your fucking work! I just like joking around. Youre all worked up now. Feel like smacking me around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: Idk, I laughed....I could see like Artie Lange saying that He could probably kill that bit. But I'm not Artie Lang lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mix said: lmao, I feel ya hey, have you heard of the fat dick theory Nahhhh wuht? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Youre all worked up now. Feel like smacking me around? If you wanna be slapped around with my massive dick, sure. Boo is at work right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: He could probably kill that bit. But I'm not Artie Lang lol and thank god for that....he paid a heavy price to be Artie Lange....I certainly couldn't do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 12, 2019 Author Share Posted April 12, 2019 39 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: Thanks. I haven’t seen your butt, but I’m sure it’s lovely. I feel like i post so much of my porn that everybodys seen me but then i never knew you posted any nudes before either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: If you wanna be slapped around with my massive dick, sure. Boo is at work right now. If you're dick is any less than 15 inches soft than you can FUCK OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: and thank god for that....he paid a heavy price to be Artie Lange....I certainly couldn't do it He's a fucked up mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, Mix said: and thank god for that....he paid a heavy price to be Artie Lange....I certainly couldn't do it Eh, the heroin didn't make him who he is. It just created viable fodder. Funny people make thwir lives funny at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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