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Posted
2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

I went 10 minutes away for it. Don't let your dreams be dreams

it's a foolish dream. such things aren't meant for me

Posted
17 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

One time, I had a dream about making out with a one-time [as]MB'er. That was several years ago. So long ago that I bet there are very few that even remember her.

they don't post anymore, nobody is going to remember them, and you're still not going to say who??

Posted
14 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

Nope. Because reasons. (And raisins? lol)

I'll say this, at least: She was goth, and really into Nine Inch Nails.

stonergoth?

Posted (edited)
On 4/11/2019 at 6:01 PM, garbagepailcat said:

Also, cause why not here? Why not now? I used to talk to viper on Snapchat when I had a shitty ex and needed a distraction from getting my degree. He one time sent me a video of him talking though, and I immediately lost interest.

Boy thinks he’s special cause I sent him nudes. Let’s be clear. A lot of people have seen me naked. 

This passivity shit ain’t for me, and he’s done it several times since I started posting here. Eat several crooked dicks. 

YIKES
HEY NOW I DIDNT EVEN RESPOND TO POOF ON THAT ONE.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst off gurl, don't be a better betty, we got along just fine - hearing you bitch about that hairbag of an ex tho was excruciating (that dude sucked) but in retrospect i was moreeee than glad to listen to your woes.

Second, i haven't been mean or petty to you AT ALL since our little PM convo... maybe like... a year and a half ago? I was pretty sure we squashed what LITTLE beef we had left.

Third, damn. I'm a lil hurt here. Did you like entirely forget about that convo?

At least treat me to dinner before you spit roast me. Christ.

 

 

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i think i know why u came at my neck

lol whats wrong with saying poof is late to the party? im pretty sure this place is one big circle jerk/lust fest anyway, like... how was that passive agressive

fuck

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Posted
9 hours ago, Opium said:

One time I dreamt harryfrodo sat me on his lap and read me a really long story with blue text

this is so wildly out there that i actually believe that this happened

Posted
1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

this is so wildly out there that i actually believe that this happened

I have the bed sheet stains to prove it

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

hawt

No, it wasn’t sweat. It was very cold that night, actually, which is why I wasn’t so shy as to sit on frodo’s warm lap. It wasn’t jizz either. I shit myself — big time.

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6 minutes ago, Opium said:

No, it wasn’t sweat. It was very cold that night, actually, which is why I wasn’t so shy as to sit on frodo’s warm lap. It wasn’t jizz either. I shit myself — big time.

i'm curious to see how far you can go with this

Posted
Just now, Naraku4656 said:

i'm curious to see how far you can go with this

Well I can start by telling you that I believe the warmth of his lap was my dream’s interpretation of the pillow of shit my butt had burrowed itself in

Posted
On 4/14/2019 at 1:31 AM, Opium said:

One time I dreamt harryfrodo sat me on his lap and read me a really long story with blue text

I miss that long winded bastard. 

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On 4/14/2019 at 12:53 PM, Opium said:

No, it wasn’t sweat. It was very cold that night, actually, which is why I wasn’t so shy as to sit on frodo’s warm lap. It wasn’t jizz either. I shit myself — big time.

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On 4/12/2019 at 8:02 PM, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

Nope. Because reasons. (And raisins? lol)

I'll say this, at least: She was goth, and really into Nine Inch Nails.

the goth does narrow it down a bunch but i have forgotten some names. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

I'm still blocked since you donor show up on my follows

there. fixed

Posted
20 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

So last night I dreamt poof asked me to be her date to the Wendy Williams TS Porn Party in Lexington.  It was pretty hawt.

is that a thing?

Posted (edited)

Almost yearly Wendy Williams has a ts porn star party at one of the Lexington strip clubs.

It's already passed this year, was 5/3.  She has her birthday party here.

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Posted
17 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Almost yearly Wendy Williams has a ts porn star party at one of the Lexington strip clubs.

It's already passed this year, was 5/3.  She has her birthday party here.

and how is she these days?

Posted
54 minutes ago, Poof said:

and how is she these days?

I guess she's okay?  I think she's still working.  I dunno, I haven't had regular communication with any adult stars since XPeeps was still MySpace with porn.

Posted
1 hour ago, Poof said:

I never even heard of xpeeps

It's a cam site now, but in the long, long ago it was Myspace but porn.  Pervs and porn stars chatting and sharing nudes and blogs and bulletins.  It was good.  That and ModelSpaces, where models could sell pics and vids to people.  That's where I became pen pals with Tara Tainton.

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