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That_One_Guy

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25 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I know boo would fuck zeni up 🤣

why are all these for Zeni xD

I think this should be the fight card

 

Main Event: (tag team match) @fuggstop / military hottie vs @midnight / @discolemonade

Co-main Event: @Zenigundam vs @stilgar

UNDERCARD:

@cyberbully vs @ghostrek

@scoobdog vs @NaBron_James

@garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law

@SwimModSponges vs @Ginguy

@PowerKing vs @1938 Packard

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Mix said:

why are all these for Zeni xD

I think this should be the fight card

 

Main Event: (tag team match) @fuggstop / military hottie vs @midnight / @discolemonade

Co-main Event: @Zenigundam vs @stilgar

UNDERCARD:

@cyberbully vs @ghostrek

@scoobdog vs @NaBron_James

@garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law

@SwimModSponges vs @Ginguy

@PowerKing vs @1938 Packard

 

 

 

That tag team match is tough to call. I honestly don't know much about MH so that one is in the air for me.

Other than that my picks are:

Stilgar

Scoob

Mother in law

Sponges (cause he's fucking crazy)

and powerking

We got ourselves an event, people :)

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

why are all these for Zeni xD

I think this should be the fight card

 

Main Event: (tag team match) @fuggstop / military hottie vs @midnight / @discolemonade

Co-main Event: @Zenigundam vs @stilgar

UNDERCARD:

@cyberbully vs @ghostrek

@scoobdog vs @NaBron_James

@garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law

@SwimModSponges vs @Ginguy

@PowerKing vs @1938 Packard

 

 

I want to see Still Me vs her cat

LB vs any Samsung device

Vamped vs her alarm in the morning

Cracky vs whatever old people are hating on these days

and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins

 

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

Idk bro Stilgar seems like he aint scared of you at all

That's a keyboard warrior's MO until he goes outside!

Hey, why is this boxing? Boxing's a dead sport. I came up with a great idea. Not even an octagon, let's make this a gritty cage match. Battle royale. Everybody has spiked clubs and gladiator armor. Give the people what they want!!

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4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

That's a keyboard warrior's MO until he goes outside!

Hey, why is this boxing? Boxing's a dead sport. I came up with a great idea. Not even an octagon, let's make this a gritty cage match. Battle royale. Everybody has spiked clubs and gladiator armor. Give the people what they want!!

Bro we don't do that here. It's all about these hands. Don't tell me you're scared bro. What will you okcupid bitches think?

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25 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

That's a keyboard warrior's MO until he goes outside!

Hey, why is this boxing? Boxing's a dead sport. I came up with a great idea. Not even an octagon, let's make this a gritty cage match. Battle royale. Everybody has spiked clubs and gladiator armor. Give the people what they want!!

You dead at my feet?

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Lmfao. You know I was gonna keep this one to myself, because it was back when I wasn't here - 

But I ran into Zeni in Jersey at a Roger Wilco. He was short and couldn't reach the booze he was going for, so I grabbed it for him. He actually thanked me. I'm a bit sad he didn't recognize me.

He went the rest of his day not knowing how bad I just cucked him.  Now he knows.

Let's just say please finance this match, because dude has no reach and looks like a fucking oompa lumpa, and he legit has kankles.

 

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1 minute ago, DoubleDoink said:

Lmfao. You know I was gonna keep this one to myself, because it was back when I wasn't here - 

But I ran into Zeni in Jersey at a Roger Wilco. He was short and couldn't reach the booze he was going for, so I grabbed it for him. He actually thanked me. I'm a bit sad he didn't recognize me.

He went the rest of his day not knowing how bad I just cucked him.  Now he knows.

Let's just say please finance this match, because dude has no reach and looks like a fucking oompa lumpa, and he legit has kankles.

 

Stalker.

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5 minutes ago, Clu said:

I'll take things that never happened for $500 please

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If you're gonna make up some bum ass story, at least make it believable. I don't live remotely near South Jersey, where all the Roger Wilco stores are and I've never even been in one. Why would I go to some fancy looking wine shop when I get my supply from the joint down the block? Come on, Viper, that was awful. 🐺

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17 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

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If you're gonna make up some bum ass story, at least make it believable. I don't live remotely near South Jersey, where all the Roger Wilco stores are and I've never even been in one. Why would I go to some fancy looking wine shop when I get my supply from the joint down the block? Come on, Viper, that was awful. 🐺

Awwww I got u to break character.

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Lol that's just wishful thinking. I've always been the same way. And you can't talk about breaking people's character when you're most known for getting broken beyond repair. 👨‍💻

The most subtle broken dick joke

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Zeni has always been good in my book. You're just sad... You've threatened to leave, you made your own boards, you came back... The stories we hear about you are just pathetic... And then you surface again, with even more sad tales of how you try and impress this place, with absolute craziness.

You do you man, but it's not even amusing.

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Just now, DoubleDoink said:

You wish.

I mean if I didn't have to go to work, we'd be only a handful of minutes away from somebody threatening to destroy the UEMB, along with the entire internet, but I'm just go along and jump in the bathtub. I've got ladies to impress later on. Bubble bath time 🧖‍♂️

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