That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, scoobdog said: … so you told me to cut your dick off? Not off just a slice
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, scoobdog said: … so you told me to cut your dick off? Not off just a slice
UwPp Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 Since you posted it twice does this mean 2 slices of dick?
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Since you posted it twice does this mean 2 slices of dick? Yes One per inch 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 Fucked up i didnt get a laugh react that was a good joke 1
UwPp Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Fucked up i didnt get a laugh react that was a good joke Fucked up you had to request a laugh joke after I said thank you for being so generous of your two inch sliced dick. 1
Baby_Yoda Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Micro print lil dick clique Size doesnt matter 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 Just now, Baby_Yoda said: Size doesnt matter 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Baby_Yoda Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Im not a size queen 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 Just now, Baby_Yoda said: Im not a size queen ..... Check this out bro If you order banannas and i gave you the tiniest ones available would you or would you not be disappointed?
stilgar Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 Look, humans have adapted the use if tools. If your dicks too small use the skills that let us rule the world. 3 1
Baby_Yoda Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: ..... Check this out bro If you order banannas and i gave you the tiniest ones available would you or would you not be disappointed? I cant eat bananas on keto, so lol 2
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Baby_Yoda said: I cant eat bananas on keto, so lol Lmao meet me halfway 😂 2
UwPp Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 Aren’t the tiny bananas called plantains anyways? This argument is clearly invalid. Learn your fruit. 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Aren’t the tiny bananas called plantains anyways? This argument is clearly invalid. Learn your fruit. Nah dawg plantains are big af 1 1
UwPp Posted March 5, 2022 Posted March 5, 2022 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Nah dawg plantains are big af looks like a bunch of chodes to me 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: looks like a bunch of chodes to me 2
mthor Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 2 hours ago, discolé monade said: out inspecting my herbs. You may need this. 2
scoobdog Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 3 hours ago, discolé monade said: out inspecting my herbs. 1
discolé monade Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 8 hours ago, mthor said: You may need this. i love this. and i love my gnomes. i think they will protect me. i hope they won't attack. i have 5 mini, and 1 large, still looking for unique ones.
discolé monade Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 8 hours ago, scoobdog said: if i could take a squirrel bath, i'd be so happy. chuck norris* may not appreciate it, but i would. *he's a big boy, that likes to stare at me, while he eats black walnuts, and now peanuts i give him* 1
discolé monade Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 ok. real pic. morning breath. sewing room. 8 1
UwPp Posted March 7, 2022 Posted March 7, 2022 I’m bundled like an Eskimo but I hung out with my duck friends today. 4 2
That_One_Guy Posted March 8, 2022 Posted March 8, 2022 Look @UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS giant fucking plantains! 2
UwPp Posted March 8, 2022 Posted March 8, 2022 27 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Look @UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS giant fucking plantains! At first I was like why did he split screen fucking guava fruit? This man really doesn't know fruit does he? Then I actually scrolled down.
That_One_Guy Posted March 8, 2022 Posted March 8, 2022 19 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: At first I was like why did he split screen fucking guava fruit? This man really doesn't know fruit does he? Then I actually scrolled down. Lol i should have just done that 2
Baby_Yoda Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 Back on keto. Lost 18lbs in 21 days. But i woke up feeling weak. Rip 2
Sawdamizer Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Baby_Yoda said: Back on keto. Lost 18lbs in 21 days. But i woke up feeling weak. Rip Tits!
Baby_Yoda Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Tits! I think they’re disappearing lol
That_One_Guy Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Baby_Yoda said: Back on keto. Lost 18lbs in 21 days. But i woke up feeling weak. Rip 2
scoobdog Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 3 hours ago, Baby_Yoda said: Back on keto. Lost 18lbs in 21 days. But i woke up feeling weak. Rip Tempty, you're making me worry. You're perfect now; you were perfect before. 1 2
Baby_Yoda Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 Just now, scoobdog said: Tempty, you're making me worry. You're perfect now; you were perfect before. I just lost the weight i gained. I ate carbs for a month and went up to 178. Im back to 160. i wouldnt go much below that at 5’ 9”. Lowest i’ve ever been is 150. I’m used to the keto flu, no worries 1
scoobdog Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Baby_Yoda said: I just lost the weight i gained. I ate carbs for a month and went up to 178. Im back to 160. i wouldnt go much below that at 5’ 9”. Lowest i’ve ever been is 150. I’m used to the keto flu, no worries Ok, cool. Looking good, as always. Your skin is absolutely flawless. 1
Baby_Yoda Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 16 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Ok, cool. Looking good, as always. Your skin is absolutely flawless. It always looks good when i cut out carbs and sugar. I was breaking out 1
molarbear Posted March 22, 2022 Posted March 22, 2022 Post covid hair 2 ......hopefully with less organ destruction this time 4
DBAss Posted March 31, 2022 Posted March 31, 2022 13 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Now you just need the other two God cards and then all seven millennium items, and then you must duel your best friend. 1
jackiemarie90 Posted April 1, 2022 Posted April 1, 2022 On 3/30/2022 at 8:51 PM, DBAss said: Now you just need the other two God cards and then all seven millennium items, and then you must duel your best friend. So when I was living in student housing, I did find someone to play yu-gi-oh with on my birthday but I lost and got sent to the shadow realm. But now that I have the Pharaoh's blessing and the power of one egyptian god, I feel like I can go back for a rematch. XD 1 2
E_NAD Posted April 5, 2022 Posted April 5, 2022 (edited) On 3/30/2022 at 9:11 AM, Sawdamizer said: Awwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiit It's nice of you to stand in the road. In the event someone misses a stop sign they can reflexively hit the brakes when they glance at the color of your face. Then for a fleeting moment they can wonder why the stop sign doesn't shave its pubes more often. Edit: Also, in the event that they don't stop it's still nice that you're standing in the road. Edited April 5, 2022 by E_NAD
scoobdog Posted April 5, 2022 Posted April 5, 2022 50 minutes ago, E_NAD said: It's nice of you to stand in the road. In the event someone misses a stop sign they can reflexively hit the brakes when they glance at the color of your face. Then for a fleeting moment they can wonder why the stop sign doesn't shave its pubes more often. Edit: Also, in the event that they don't stop it's still nice that you're standing in the road. And you even edited it for good measure.
E_NAD Posted April 5, 2022 Posted April 5, 2022 Just now, scoobdog said: And you even edited it for good measure. L'esprit de l'escalier
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