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1 minute ago, Poof said:

do you like shemale pornography?

Sorry. I don’t watch porn. (You’re thinking, “Yeah right!”) But seriously, I do not watch porn. Married with kids. (As if that would matter in most cases). I’m happy with who I’m married to. Don’t need to watch anybody else getting laid. 

Do you like to cook?

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11 minutes ago, midnight said:

Sorry. I don’t watch porn. (You’re thinking, “Yeah right!”) But seriously, I do not watch porn. Married with kids. (As if that would matter in most cases). I’m happy with who I’m married to. Don’t need to watch anybody else getting laid. 

Do you like to cook?

what a "my wife is here" answer

sometimes. i used to work in restaurants

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6 hours ago, midnight said:

I just asked her and she said no, other than commenting about stupid shite she’s posted. I’ve been asking my other half about some of you folks, as I know zero people here. Other than a few that I’ve heard her mention over the past few years, but I still don’t know them. Just their names.

Ask her if she associates anything with me, like you know just any lifestyle choices or particular animals or whatever 

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31 minutes ago, Poof said:

what a "my wife is here" answer

sometimes. i used to work in restaurants

Haha! Nah, I’ve got no interest in porn. 

Cooking, however, that’s where my passion lies. Disco taught me how to cook, after I caught the kitchen on fire. Twice. But that was years ago. I learned the hard way that hot grease and water do not go together. Ha! Nowadays, it’s all easy. She was a great teacher. IS a great teacher. I still seek advice from time to time.

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21 minutes ago, midnight said:

Haha! Nah, I’ve got no interest in porn. 

Cooking, however, that’s where my passion lies. Disco taught me how to cook, after I caught the kitchen on fire. Twice. But that was years ago. I learned the hard way that hot grease and water do not go together. Ha! Nowadays, it’s all easy. She was a great teacher. IS a great teacher. I still seek advice from time to time.

you're disco arent u

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3 hours ago, midnight said:

Haha! I was bored out of my mind with Facebook last night, and have been for a while now. She suggested that I give this place a shot. So, I figured why not? A nice chance to speak with some different folks. It gets tiring talking about the same things with the same people all the time. Politics and pictures of people’s kids, fill the Facebook feed to the point of slinging the computer out the window if you have to see Trump’s name or a back to school picture, one more time. Ha!

I feel that. It's why I'm more active here than there, and here isn't even all that much.

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4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

My guess is disco. She's the only married female regular I can think of.

Dammit, I forgot to post my guess earlier because I wasn't home and running out of charge on my phone. Midnight said that he had a garden in his diet thread, and I remembered Disco's garden pics.

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51 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

I feel that. It's why I'm more active here than there, and here isn't even all that much.

I’m not a big social media fan. I was when MySpace was the place to be, but when they disabled chat, what was the point anymore. I just created a Facebook page last year. We have a cooking group and I have a campaign page. Apart from that, it’s just the same ol’ same ol’, with the same few folks. As long as I have to be socially active on Facebook, I might as well be socially active somewhere that’s more interesting. 

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31 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Dammit, I forgot to post my guess earlier because I wasn't home and running out of charge on my phone. Midnight said that he had a garden in his diet thread, and I remembered Disco's garden pics.

Ha! I didn’t know she posted pictures of the garden. I did drop one clue early on, and I think one or two people caught it. It was as vague as a clue could be. But yeah, disco is my better half. 

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1 hour ago, SorceressPol said:

Dammit, I forgot to post my guess earlier because I wasn't home and running out of charge on my phone. Midnight said that he had a garden in his diet thread, and I remembered Disco's garden pics.

WTF it's discos husband? I excluded her bc she was all over the first page, she was the only married woman I could think of besides mthor 

God damn it 

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25 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

WTF it's discos husband? I excluded her bc she was all over the first page, she was the only married woman I could think of besides mthor 

God damn it 

I don't keep up with who's single or not either. That's why you go with the more specific clues.

The pics won't load, but I remember a few posters talking about growing tomatoes.

Too bad my memory is shit at remembering anything useful. @Doom Metal Alchemist got the win though.

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1 minute ago, RPM Jr. said:

Greetings, new user. Hope you enjoy posting here.

Oh, and tell GreatBallsofJizz thanks for finally getting you here, JezebeltheNun. Welcome to the lifeboat.

Thanks. But I really don’t know anyone here yet. Except my wife, disco lemonade. Just kinda scoping it out. Trying to get used to the setup.

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4 hours ago, midnight said:

Thanks. But I really don’t know anyone here yet. Except my wife, disco lemonade. Just kinda scoping it out. Trying to get used to the setup.

Yeah, I originally thought you were JezebeltheNun, who happens to be GreatBallsofJizz's wife. My mistake.

At any rate, welcome.

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4 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said:

LOL, 3 strikes in one post.

Apparently, I'm not allowed to take back anything I thought or said on here. I made a mistake, it got quoted before I corrected it, I apologized.

We can't move the fuck on already? Nope. We can't because I made the mistake in the first place.

I'm sorry I can't be perfect like you, Buddy.

 

 

Oh, wait. You're not perfect either. NOBODY IS!

In other words, get off my ass about it.

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34 minutes ago, RPM Jr. said:

Apparently, I'm not allowed to take back anything I thought or said on here. I made a mistake, it got quoted before I corrected it, I apologized.

We can't move the fuck on already? Nope. We can't because I made the mistake in the first place.

I'm sorry I can't be perfect like you, Buddy.

 

 

Oh, wait. You're not perfect either. NOBODY IS!

In other words, get off my ass about it.

I don't claim to be perfect....I'm probably one of the most flawed people here.  But I don't think I've ever shat 3 beds at once.

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