fuggnificent Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Mom: how to defer my student loans Dad:?? He did ask me never to marry a white man. (Happy, Dad?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 -nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Dad- when you are insane, you do not know you are insane. Mom- work is joy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 the second one isn't really a lesson. mom taught me how to guilt trip people. dad taught me how to belittle people in such a way so that they wouldn't realize they were being talked down to except in retrospect. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 How to swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Greeny said: How to swing. A baseball bat, or in the bedroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 There's nothing open after 2am but legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Vamped said: There's nothing open after 2am but legs What about gas stations and convenience stores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What about gas stations and convenience stores? Thats just them saying if you're out past 2am ... you must be having premarital sex Which is bad For .... Reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, nameraka said: the second one isn't really a lesson. mom taught me how to guilt trip people. dad taught me how to belittle people in such a way so that they wouldn't realize they were being talked down to except in retrospect. This is my favorite past time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 NOt to stay on the internet too much oops.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Just because people are idiots, doesn't give you the right to stab them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 shitting in the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 hours ago, fuggnificent said: Mom: how to defer my student loans Dad:?? He did ask me never to marry a white man. (Happy, Dad?) They didn't raise any lazy asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Don't deal with stupid bullshit, because it's not worth the wasted time. Learn to call it, then squash it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 How to be assertive when I want something plus the critical thinking skills to obtain it. That has been very handy throughout my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 I taught myself most things from an early age, so I guess they figured that's how it would be with everything. Or they were just lazy drug addicts. I did learn how disgusting an unfathomably lazy person can be, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Dad: you’re moms a piece of shit...don’t become your mother mom: _______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 How to shift the blame onto everyone else and run away from your problems until they inevitably catch up and devour you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Dad: if you shut everything out and refuse to engage in life and society, it's like your problems don't really exist after all! Mom: overreaction is the only reaction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Never get high on your own supply oh wait that was Biggie Smalls and Logia from Scarface 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 My mom was always a "just be you" sort of person. My stepdad taught me about taking full accountability for fucking things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Bouvre said: My mom was always a "just be you" sort of person. My stepdad taught me about taking full accountability for fucking things up. So, your stepdad made you a better man than Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Just now, 1938 Packard said: So, your stepdad made you a better man than Obama. If it was my stepdad's job to make me a man, specifically, then he missed the mark entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Bouvre said: If it was my stepdad's job to make me a man, specifically, then he missed the mark entirely. You're a woman? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: You're a woman? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen_catgirl Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 My mom: how to cook, fight, and the way to get the most out of your LSD Never met the cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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