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i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two.

and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child).

so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats.

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11 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

im just messing around. i personally have 5 cats.

Yeah...I’m sorry to inform you but the ones dead and buried in the back yard don’t count 

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21 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

I did a thing last friday

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My tearful reaction is from
A) how cute they are
B) how not close I am to them

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3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

i dont get why youre harrassing me tonite i dont remember even talking to you

Why don't you get back to whatever dildo infested crib you fell out of?

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39 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two.

and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child).

so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats.

No pat.  Quatro gatos.

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1 hour ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two.

and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child).

so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats.

and zero chance of getting laid since fuggs' equation, if you want to believe it (I wouldn't) would have you dividing by zero.... :P

 

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2 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

and zero chance of getting laid since fuggs' equation, if you want to believe it (I wouldn't) would have you dividing by zero.... :P

 

i was gonna change it so zero cats still gives you a chance but i dont wanna maths no more

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2 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said:

When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother

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So.........is he mitigating the ass taste with his BROTHER'S hair?

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12 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Omg I want that so bad

Me too. :D:D:D

I'm shopping for a new subscription to try and it's between this one [deluxe version, damnit! :D Rak-Rak is going to steal the box anyway so it might as well smell like catnip toys and if she doesn't like the toys there's a cat-only shelter nearby that will gladly take toy donations] and House of Rituals. 

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On 1/28/2018 at 11:36 AM, mthor said:

He didn't tell me. However, my sister has a crazy cat person equation which may help. A household is crazy cat people if C>2P+1, where C = the number of cats, and P = the number of people.

Cool, so we can get 1 more cat, but not 2!

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On 1/29/2018 at 6:43 AM, Adminderaptorpat said:

Maybe she thought her brother was an extension of her butt?

If that’s true.....then.....does that mean....she found de wae?

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12 hours ago, molarbear said:

Man I want to like this photo but I can't help but notice there's no dogs

Dogs have a higher potential but I don't have the investment needed to get there

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