CAC Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Anyone else thinks fuggz'll be banned before midnight? we can only hope 1
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 1 minute ago, CAC said: we can only hope im just messing around. i personally have 5 cats.
CAC Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: im just messing around. i personally have 5 cats. Good, good.
Raptorpat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Posted January 29, 2018 i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats. 6
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 Yes you...in the back...with the question.... 9
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: im just messing around. i personally have 5 cats. Yeah...I’m sorry to inform you but the ones dead and buried in the back yard don’t count
Bouvre Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 21 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: I did a thing last friday My tearful reaction is from A) how cute they are B) how not close I am to them 3 1
AnimationFan14 Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yes you...in the back...with the question.... “My question is what do you think about these mother fucking toe beans?” 3
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, AnimationFan14 said: “My question is what do you think about these mother fucking toe beans?” DELICIOUS 3
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yeah...I’m sorry to inform you but the ones dead and buried in the back yard don’t count you kiss your cat in the mouth, dont you 1
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: you kiss your cat in the mouth, dont you Oh yeah...I also tongue lash her fart box.... why don’t you go and disappear again 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: you kiss your cat in the mouth, dont you ...............You attempted to do that to your own, didn't you?
AnimationFan14 Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 This thread has inspired me to go after a certain job Kitty Babysitter 3
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: Oh yeah...I also tongue lash her fart box.... why don’t you go and disappear again i dont get why youre harrassing me tonite i dont remember even talking to you
Raptorpat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Posted January 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yes you...in the back...with the question.... When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother 2
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother Yeah that’s ass by proxy
AnimationFan14 Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: i dont get why youre harrassing me tonite i dont remember even talking to you Why don't you get back to whatever dildo infested crib you fell out of? 1
GuyBeardmane Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 39 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats. No pat. Quatro gatos. 1
Opium Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) Ebony & Ivory. The pair that helps Dante slay demons and party. Edited January 29, 2018 by diphenyl oxalate 1
Ginguy Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Adminderaptorpat said: i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats. and zero chance of getting laid since fuggs' equation, if you want to believe it (I wouldn't) would have you dividing by zero....
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ginguy said: and zero chance of getting laid since fuggs' equation, if you want to believe it (I wouldn't) would have you dividing by zero.... i was gonna change it so zero cats still gives you a chance but i dont wanna maths no more
lupin_bebop Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother So.........is he mitigating the ass taste with his BROTHER'S hair?
Raptorpat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Posted January 29, 2018 Maybe she thought her brother was an extension of her butt?
katt_goddess Posted January 29, 2018 Posted January 29, 2018 I think it's time to introduce @Adminderaptorpat to the joys of https://catladybox.com/
Still Me Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: I think it's time to introduce @Adminderaptorpat to the joys of https://catladybox.com/ Omg I want that so bad
katt_goddess Posted January 30, 2018 Posted January 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, Still Me said: Omg I want that so bad Me too. I'm shopping for a new subscription to try and it's between this one [deluxe version, damnit! Rak-Rak is going to steal the box anyway so it might as well smell like catnip toys and if she doesn't like the toys there's a cat-only shelter nearby that will gladly take toy donations] and House of Rituals.
stilgar Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 Oh yeah, well I was adopted by my neighbors cat and now he lives with me. 2
katt_goddess Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 14 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: Those kitties have weird looking ears Respect the cabbit. 2
Still Me Posted March 24, 2018 Posted March 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: pockets got picked yesterday THE CONE OF SHAME 2
tsar4 Posted June 9, 2018 Posted June 9, 2018 On 1/28/2018 at 11:36 AM, mthor said: He didn't tell me. However, my sister has a crazy cat person equation which may help. A household is crazy cat people if C>2P+1, where C = the number of cats, and P = the number of people. Cool, so we can get 1 more cat, but not 2!
molarbear Posted June 10, 2018 Posted June 10, 2018 On 1/27/2018 at 10:46 PM, Adminderaptorpat said: I did a thing last friday Man I want to like this photo but I can't help but notice there's no dogs
Still Me Posted June 10, 2018 Posted June 10, 2018 WHO MOTHER FUCKIN BUMPED THIS SHIT!!!! GOOOOOOOOOO 3
lupin_bebop Posted June 10, 2018 Posted June 10, 2018 On 1/29/2018 at 6:43 AM, Adminderaptorpat said: Maybe she thought her brother was an extension of her butt? If that’s true.....then.....does that mean....she found de wae?
Raptorpat Posted June 10, 2018 Author Posted June 10, 2018 12 hours ago, molarbear said: Man I want to like this photo but I can't help but notice there's no dogs Dogs have a higher potential but I don't have the investment needed to get there
Raptorpat Posted June 10, 2018 Author Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Still Me said: WHO MOTHER FUCKIN BUMPED THIS SHIT!!!! GOOOOOOOOOO 3
Still Me Posted June 10, 2018 Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: To the death mother fucker 3
Raptorpat Posted June 10, 2018 Author Posted June 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: To the death mother fucker 6
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