CAC Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Anyone else thinks fuggz'll be banned before midnight? we can only hope 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 minute ago, CAC said: we can only hope im just messing around. i personally have 5 cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: im just messing around. i personally have 5 cats. Good, good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Share Posted January 29, 2018 i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Yes you...in the back...with the question.... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: im just messing around. i personally have 5 cats. Yeah...I’m sorry to inform you but the ones dead and buried in the back yard don’t count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 21 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: I did a thing last friday My tearful reaction is from A) how cute they are B) how not close I am to them 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yes you...in the back...with the question.... “My question is what do you think about these mother fucking toe beans?” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, AnimationFan14 said: “My question is what do you think about these mother fucking toe beans?” DELICIOUS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yeah...I’m sorry to inform you but the ones dead and buried in the back yard don’t count you kiss your cat in the mouth, dont you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: you kiss your cat in the mouth, dont you Oh yeah...I also tongue lash her fart box.... why don’t you go and disappear again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggnificent said: you kiss your cat in the mouth, dont you ...............You attempted to do that to your own, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 This thread has inspired me to go after a certain job Kitty Babysitter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: Oh yeah...I also tongue lash her fart box.... why don’t you go and disappear again i dont get why youre harrassing me tonite i dont remember even talking to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Share Posted January 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yes you...in the back...with the question.... When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother Yeah that’s ass by proxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: i dont get why youre harrassing me tonite i dont remember even talking to you Why don't you get back to whatever dildo infested crib you fell out of? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 39 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats. No pat. Quatro gatos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) Ebony & Ivory. The pair that helps Dante slay demons and party. Edited January 29, 2018 by diphenyl oxalate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 JACKPOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Adminderaptorpat said: i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats. and zero chance of getting laid since fuggs' equation, if you want to believe it (I wouldn't) would have you dividing by zero.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ginguy said: and zero chance of getting laid since fuggs' equation, if you want to believe it (I wouldn't) would have you dividing by zero.... i was gonna change it so zero cats still gives you a chance but i dont wanna maths no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother So.........is he mitigating the ass taste with his BROTHER'S hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 29, 2018 Author Share Posted January 29, 2018 Maybe she thought her brother was an extension of her butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Cats are silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 I think it's time to introduce @Adminderaptorpat to the joys of https://catladybox.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: I think it's time to introduce @Adminderaptorpat to the joys of https://catladybox.com/ Omg I want that so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, Still Me said: Omg I want that so bad Me too. I'm shopping for a new subscription to try and it's between this one [deluxe version, damnit! Rak-Rak is going to steal the box anyway so it might as well smell like catnip toys and if she doesn't like the toys there's a cat-only shelter nearby that will gladly take toy donations] and House of Rituals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 snowed in 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I want ying-yang kitties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 yeah. the hubby did a thing today. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 3, 2018 Author Share Posted March 3, 2018 Those kitties have weird looking ears 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Oh yeah, well I was adopted by my neighbors cat and now he lives with me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 14 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: Those kitties have weird looking ears Respect the cabbit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 pockets got picked yesterday 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 That is a very pretty cat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Regal even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: pockets got picked yesterday THE CONE OF SHAME 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I love its little feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 On 1/28/2018 at 11:36 AM, mthor said: He didn't tell me. However, my sister has a crazy cat person equation which may help. A household is crazy cat people if C>2P+1, where C = the number of cats, and P = the number of people. Cool, so we can get 1 more cat, but not 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 On 1/27/2018 at 10:46 PM, Adminderaptorpat said: I did a thing last friday Man I want to like this photo but I can't help but notice there's no dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 WHO MOTHER FUCKIN BUMPED THIS SHIT!!!! GOOOOOOOOOO 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 On 1/29/2018 at 6:43 AM, Adminderaptorpat said: Maybe she thought her brother was an extension of her butt? If that’s true.....then.....does that mean....she found de wae? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 12 hours ago, molarbear said: Man I want to like this photo but I can't help but notice there's no dogs Dogs have a higher potential but I don't have the investment needed to get there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Still Me said: WHO MOTHER FUCKIN BUMPED THIS SHIT!!!! GOOOOOOOOOO 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: To the death mother fucker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: To the death mother fucker 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 22 minutes ago, Adminderaptorpat said: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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