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My parents dog is very tempermental. He'll be on one side of the couch and you'll be on the other. You start laughing or move even a little while he's sleeping and you're going to be get the toothy grin. He's bit my purse a couple of times, bit a paper plate, etc. Grouchy.

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11 hours ago, Dark_Chii said:

My parents dog is very tempermental. He'll be on one side of the couch and you'll be on the other. You start laughing or move even a little while he's sleeping and you're going to be get the toothy grin. He's bit my purse a couple of times, bit a paper plate, etc. Grouchy.

What kind of dog is it, and have your parents tried to do anything about the aggressive behavior?

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16 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Cats are bigger assholes.

Only if you are one of those people who feel they need validation all the time.

My cat got her breakfast, played with her auto-pilot laser pointer toy and is now curled up in the bed sleeping peacefully. 

You know what a dog would be doing right now? Threatening to pee on everything if I didn't take it for a walkie-walkie in the -30'F temps right this second. I like the cold weather but I walkie-walkie on my own time and not at the whims of some drool-bot's bladder. :D

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5 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Only if you are one of those people who feel they need validation all the time.

My cat got her breakfast, played with her auto-pilot laser pointer toy and is now curled up in the bed sleeping peacefully. 

You know what a dog would be doing right now? Threatening to pee on everything if I didn't take it for a walkie-walkie in the -30'F temps right this second. I like the cold weather but I walkie-walkie on my own time and not at the whims of some drool-bot's bladder. :D

Now you see my dog is lazy she only pesters me for outside every 6 hours during the winter summer it's a different story but that's only because I have a nut bearing tree

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On 1/12/2018 at 11:33 AM, katt_goddess said:

Only if you are one of those people who feel they need validation all the time.

My cat got her breakfast, played with her auto-pilot laser pointer toy and is now curled up in the bed sleeping peacefully. 

You know what a dog would be doing right now? Threatening to pee on everything if I didn't take it for a walkie-walkie in the -30'F temps right this second. I like the cold weather but I walkie-walkie on my own time and not at the whims of some drool-bot's bladder. :D

Or.......no hair balls on your damn bed or floor. 

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1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

Or.......no hair balls on your damn bed or floor. 

Rak-rak doesn't normally hairball, if she does its because she is having a sever reaction to something she ate and not because of actual hair.

Previous kitty 'sha actually would hairball because she was long furred but she was as grossed out by it as anyone would be and would make the effort to yak in the litterbox where she could cover it like the yuck it was. If she couldn't, there was a particular braided rug she would aim for - easily dealt with.

Dogs bend full biscuits right in the hall.

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47 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yeah, no. Cats do that BS. Dogs don’t leave buscuits unless you’re just a crappy teacher. Cats? They will do it because it’s Thursday and you didn’t come back home fast enough

Wrong.

Carpet poop day is Wednesday at 7:15p if there's no kibble in the bowl. 

Read the schedule better. 

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21 hours ago, Misaka said:

Already learned the lesson?

My cat has a schedule and I know the schedule. 

So, extra kibble goes in the bowl on Wednesday mornings since those are usually my 10 hour shift days and that keeps her from freaking out about the lack of kibble-filling that tends to happen around 5p most days. 

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Image result for collie shepherd mix

this is just a random google image but i dont have a picture of my dog anymore.

it looks exactly like him.  i know he was either a golden chow or shepherd collie mix.

he had a small biting problem.  he would bite people he doesnt know and i was

afraid one day it could be a kid, and result in a lawsuit.  i could have handled it but

he also runs away for hours and comes home if he gets out without his leash. big

dogs dont really like leashes and he stopped cooperating because he hated his leash.

if he should run away and bite a kid, i was too worried to let that happen, and

my ex liked to walk him.  hes bigger and strong than her and she wouldnt admit it

but if he wanted to he could just take off and she wouldnt be strong enough

to stop him.  i had to put him down after about three and a half years i had him,

and he was 2 years old when i adopted him. i like to think he had a wonderful

life full of everything warm and happy.  i really had pride in him.

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4 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

My cat has a schedule and I know the schedule. 

So, extra kibble goes in the bowl on Wednesday mornings since those are usually my 10 hour shift days and that keeps her from freaking out about the lack of kibble-filling that tends to happen around 5p most days. 

Until it gets smart and eats the entire bowl then leaves a present @ 5pm because it's empty

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17 hours ago, Misaka said:

Until it gets smart and eats the entire bowl then leaves a present @ 5pm because it's empty

Naw, if there's extra in the bowl when I leave on Wednesday, she tends to eat some and then goes back to the bed while the blankets are still warm and stays there the rest of the day. By the time she gets up and starts wondering when I'll get home, there's still food in the bowl so she finishes it and goes back to bed. 

If she could use the computer, she would be the ultimate IBer. 

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