molarbear

Are you ever afraid a fan is going to like kidnap you or something?

I almost made an alt just to give that comment another like :D :D :D :D

yeah but can we fuck it? I'm asking for a friend seriously though I love stories like this, I'm fascinated by the Ocean and all the stuff we don't know about it. Granted this is probably just a whale that's been nibbled on by other fish and sun baked at 360 for 40 mins but it's still cool.

I fully agree with this statement

I have no idea I thought she was, I just don't think she posts very often

That guys finger aint on the trigger what kind of voodoo magic is that?

I think I can handle it thanks though

That's weird have you tried yelling at your computer?

It has made going to the bathroom rather difficult I'm honestly contemplating just going outside and hosing myself off next time

I saw that and thought about saying something but then realized I'd probably have to Google that too

that....... is awesome!

when I has a sad I watch videos like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5UBjF1z9hA

I use to work with an old dude that covered everything in hot sauce, we joked it was because he was old and didn't have any taste buds left seriously, dude put hot sauce on everything

this cunt

what did those condiments ever do to them?

Youre doing better than I am....... I still haven't gone back and slain that bitch known as battletoads

I like finding the top 10 weird or spooky list videos after about 4-5 of those you end up with people talking about lizard eyed people and such

That's a much better reaction than I had when I walked in my old GF with another dude *edit I didn't read the post about the whole non monogamy thing until after I posted this

They never directly complain, you find out from their female friends what you're doing wrong

Hoggle doesn't rock a fedora it's just a hat

ya know when someone that's sucked as many dicks as you attempts to insult me... I just kinda ignore it >

I do pee in pools and I'm not afraid to admit it

I hear the guy in the middle hasn't shaved in a week