food poisoning took me down for a whole day once, I honestly thought I was dying because it was coming out both ends at the same time.
I'm also prone to panic attacks so sometimes my brain can just take me down for a couple hours without notice
I actually just finished the book about 3 weeks ago. I'm kind of hyped for the movie but with Stephen King film adaptions you never know, the first one was good so here's hoping the new one is.
They mistakenly invited my friends and I to use their pool while they're out of town
This is going to sound like a zeni thread but my friend's wife's sister was literally "who's going to drive me home?" Then she kept throwing the beer pong ball at me and asking me to drive her car home.
I'm not use to being hit on and I'm terrible at picking up on it when it's happening
needless to say I kind of want to punch myself in the dick for not picking up on it because she's pretty attractive /blog
TL:DR i'm fucking stupid
I know it's May but we had a pool party at my friend's house (who happens to be out of town)
Long story short, there were 3 dogs and I gave them all equal pets and told them all they were good doggos
Could you imagine a world where there was no fapping?
Fuck dude, Dudes would be walking around with hard ons all day and a slight breeze would just set them off
Not to mention all the death and destruction that it would bring