molarbear

You seem similar to me, I know how funerals should go... I got you boo I request the same thing at mine, except I want to be set on fire and shot out of a cannon That or a funeral pyre and I want meteorologists to figure out a way for it rain booze as I'm set ablaze and pushed afloat on lake Tenkiller Or if I'm ever murdered I told my Brother to use part of my life insurance to hire a good actor for me when they reenact my murder on one of those cheap ass murder shows

Only after a weekend at Bernie's type vacation and me using you death for pity sex from the girl with the biggest boobs

That makes things more clear now I thought you just worked in an office and some dude ran in dressed like a ninja, judo kicked one of your co workers in the arm and ran out.

Do you work in a prison/mental institution?

Nope, lost me again

I eat the shell's contents, like the monster I am

If you get xbox live you should add me and the fellow team IBer's

Welcome to FFA

that's an omelette

I don't know what movie this is from

My bad

I'm not fancified enough in my edumacation to post pics on here without using tinypic which is also the nickname I gave to my penor

I'd have to glue 3 eggs together for that... way too much work

Am I the only one that doesn't know where Dumpster Fire is these days?

Because I like to pretend I'm eating Togepi

Nah I gotta agree with the guy I don't think there's any amount of money that could persuade me to blow a guy

don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

Depends on the night. Weekend upward of 8-10 at times. Weekday, about 3-5. Usually it's a hammered Bennifer yelling at his computer and not understanding how loud he is, the rest of us just kind of flutter like moths around a lightbulb, which clearly isn't bennifer but simply Human interaction with one another.

I played 4 seasons when I was 5 and 6 I think. I didn't dislike it but It was more or less the only sport I could play at that age, as soon as I was old enough to play Baseball I skipped ship. That's cool though, at least you're being active. *I don't know you so I just want you to know I don't mean that as an insult, just fyi

I'm confused are mail order brides not a thing anymore?

did you win?

You should stop in...... we have candy

Baby Atomsk is growing up :brownbottle:

I just go about life assuming all cats are potential assassins

I'm usually good unless I get home Once I get home I throw on my gym shorts and a t-shirt and you pretty much have to pull my teeth out to get me to leave