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molarbear

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  1. Docto Docto always went out with a bang His Magnum Opus though was him using an alt and posting porn on every single folder on the old ASMB at once
  2. I got 40 results The most successful me placed 3rd in something called "scriptapalooza" back in 2012
  3. Honestly the ones I want to talk to I have other ways of contacting them The majority of them were casual friends from College back when FB was mainly just a way to find out where parties were at
  4. Now I'm afraid my reflection in the mirror is going to flying dragon punch me into the Sun
  5. It's pretty routine here You'd think being in tornado alley they'd bury our power lines but nope
  6. Assuming you've never met your real parents it's possible every girl you hook up with could in fact be a family hook up
  7. Sounds like a good way for someone to get hepatitis A, B, or C I'll stick to what little conventional sex I get
  8. Hell no, that dude is stranger we do kind of look alike though
  9. Hypothetically speaking, if you were a hotdog.... would you eat yourself?
  10. The best I could hope to do in that situation is fail so terribly at a swan kick that I break a bone and get a medical discharge from said fight
  11. I'm willing to share immortality I'm not a greedy Highlander
  12. One day he's going to call you and be super glad he did when someone pulls a gun on him during a the quiz round
  13. Jokes on you, I don't have a sister
  14. I honestly thought this was going to be one those "dude is the worst supervisor ever" stories glad to see a supervisor that actually works their ass off get recognition for once
  15. That makes sense, we had dudes on 3rd shift that had been with the company for 30 years that refused to work 1st shift because they didn't want to deal with all the office people being there Plus most the first shift people were old and cranky assholes that were stuck in their ways and refused to use newer technology
  16. That has the same name as me My last name isn't very common, so when I saw someone had the same name as me I had to add them long story short... over the years I've randomly liked some of his posts just so people would think he was liking his own posts 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
  17. I liked your post because by God do you refuse to quit shamelessly plugging your fanficts
  18. I think if a dog was going to eat your face it would do it before you got into handcuff range
  19. Good luck I'm not sure how your work place operates but first shift usually goes to people with the most senority
  20. that's pleb stuff I just plant a super small glove next to the cookie jar and then use the whole "the glove doesn't fit" defense
  21. Jokes on you! I'm posting from a hotel currently and i'm about to hit my next cookie jar
  22. It was I that stole the Cookies from the Cookie Jar I regret nothing!
  23. ^This Are you just wanting to practice? I'm sure you can find some place that will give you some scrap wire that you could practice on That or find friend's that have old Console headsets and controllers that don't work anymore and practice on those
  24. molarbear

    Cats

    It's too late, i'm tired. I've just accepted death
  25. I didn't get to watch it but I was informed that Sea of Thieves won't be coming out until early 2018 which is pretty disappointing
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