molarbear

The Church says you can't fap ......Men tonight we bath in the blood of our enemies

Could you imagine a world where there was no fapping? Fuck dude, Dudes would be walking around with hard ons all day and a slight breeze would just set them off Not to mention all the death and destruction that it would bring

You're not suppose to think and drink, that's a terrible combination Just shut your brain off

I didn't see the FX at the bottom and was terribly afraid that lady existed

I would have broke into a dead sprint at that point

Herbalife needs people to buy into their pyramid scheme here

This beats the time a hobo asked me why the sun was so bright, at 11 pm.

I don't even know wtf blanketchat is

happy birthday....week!

I gotta be honest man, I feel like a lawnmower would be much easier

The neighbors that use to rent the house next door use to do some sort of drug and rake their cement porch

cheers

Gunslingers are cooler plus, Ka and the Beam

Ya know, I really think you can turn it around. I really do believe in you!

Imagine a job where you think you're not burning shit for once, then you've found out you are clearly burning shit.

Where you're just like.... "FUCK!" I swear, May is not my month. Never has been, never will be.

> :P :P :P 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :D :D :D :D No

knowing people from here I'd probably receive 4 used condoms, a bag of pubes, a stuffed animal someone has literally fucked repeatedly, and probably a nice card..... because I want to believe in at least one of you

Dear PS, We still don't know if Nessie is violent, as far as we know she/he may be a gentle creature. She/He has never been violent towards humanity, so let's try not to paint Nessie as a violent creature.

Bigfoot would be proud *Disclaimer, I'm changing my name to Bigfoot so I don't show up in photos anymore and if I do I'm blurry. seems like a solid plan

Think you're suppose to open it first

I miss when music use to help me let go Don't get me wrong i still enjoy it, I just use to be able to zone out and focus on things I needed to focus on... Now i'm pretty sure I have some form of adult ADD

well tomorrow is Tuesday so you should be receiving money for a cheeseburger

Thanks Pooh! Imma probably hit the hay now, mainly to keep myself from making mistakes on Facebook.

Call me a monster but I'd fucked the shit out of lady gaga, I have no shame in saying that.