molarbear

I'd have to glue 3 eggs together for that... way too much work

Am I the only one that doesn't know where Dumpster Fire is these days?

Because I like to pretend I'm eating Togepi

Nah I gotta agree with the guy I don't think there's any amount of money that could persuade me to blow a guy

don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

Depends on the night. Weekend upward of 8-10 at times. Weekday, about 3-5. Usually it's a hammered Bennifer yelling at his computer and not understanding how loud he is, the rest of us just kind of flutter like moths around a lightbulb, which clearly isn't bennifer but simply Human interaction with one another.

I played 4 seasons when I was 5 and 6 I think. I didn't dislike it but It was more or less the only sport I could play at that age, as soon as I was old enough to play Baseball I skipped ship. That's cool though, at least you're being active. *I don't know you so I just want you to know I don't mean that as an insult, just fyi

I'm confused are mail order brides not a thing anymore?

did you win?

You should stop in...... we have candy

Baby Atomsk is growing up :brownbottle:

I just go about life assuming all cats are potential assassins

I'm usually good unless I get home Once I get home I throw on my gym shorts and a t-shirt and you pretty much have to pull my teeth out to get me to leave

and sleep two hours only to wake up and find yourself unable to go back to sleep even though you're super tired?

Dude I'm going to pour vodka towards my computer monitor, tell me when to stop

they're probably watching you fap through the cam

I don't quite understand what I just watched... but I laughed

I'm going to have to check it out

Million dollar idea!

Bro.... you out of beer?

I thought crayons were called crowns when I was little so it kind of stuck and that's now I still pronounce it that way

You lost me at Pineapple and Pizza bro

No! Pineapple on pizza is a fucking atrocity!

SHHH, Bro, can you be cool? Just Once, be cool? Just Once? Seriously, be Cool, just once. HIMYM reference You are correct. Tomato should be the only fruit on PIzza!

Let me paint the situation for you, you're at friend's house and they're all what kind of pizza should we get? Then his Wife suggests Hawaiian, and you're all, I'll accept a cheese pizza before Hawaiian! Fruit does not belong on pizza!