molarbear

I just want to blow a bubble with gum once in my life

I hate the word tits I prefer boobs I mean I feel like it steals some of the majestic-ness away from them when they're called that

Did Hubb ever reply in their threads?

We were grilling at my Brother's Girlfriend's place yesterday one of the Dog's pulled the steaks off the counter Luckily her cousin saw it and stopped them before they actually at any of the meat

Dude it's called Grindr and it's one of the most successful online dating apps that exist My Cousin has no problem finding people that he likes on there who are interested in the same stuff.

I was introduced to them by my buddy in Boston Pirate metal ftw

you're cool poof

I think it's awesome I can go there with my brother and we can order one large fry and split it and still not finish it

I got you boo

Honestly? I respect the shit out of you. I like people that aren't afraid to call it like they see it.

No I feel like my pirate accent would fail terribly my thought process has more of a William Shatner accent

You're right

There is no such thing at Five Guys I made the mistake of ordering a large fry the first time I went and I'm fairly positive the entire bag was full of fries

I like the pupper in your profile picture please tell it it's a good pupper for me

in 10 years most of us will be dead from alcohol or drug issues

Halo 3 there use to be a lot of members from ASMB that played it together nightly and it was a blast

I don't like Asian food, I prefer to pet dogs and cats instead of eating them. also I hate biting into random breaded meats, i always tear my chicken tendies into pieces before devouring them. I like to know what I'm biting into.

Are you doing electric work?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I'm sure stuff like that happens pretty common, they'll probably just tell you to be more careful in the future... or they'll revoke your ladder privileges

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All my friends are married and being lame so this is probably my plans....

100/10 I would still pet doggo

You made it through because spearhead[/member] was always there with his mongoose ready to boost anyone's morale..... and don't you forget fucking LARRY the most reliable warthog ever made I hear he took a direct rocket hit once and didn't blow up