molarbear

*ninja vanish

I'd be blurry in every photo and no one could identify me!

I'd just legally change my name to Bigfoot, so no one would ever see me

I found my brain turns to mush if I work anything over 10 hours, when I was working 12's I'd just burn the last 2 hours cleaning because at that point I was going to do more harm to a part than good.

it's really not that bad

I don't remember Negan's exact words but I loved the whole "GOD DAMN THAT WIDOW ISN"T DEAD!" I don't know why but that line cracked me up. > I don't get why they would want 12 more people, that's 12 more of everything, mouths to feed, people to worry about, etc. They're openly admitted they're not exactly self sustainable and "take things" so why turn down a good deal for 12 more people to have to take care of?

I got caught up via Plex and I am hyped! The only complaint I have, and it's the same with any other show that has a massive shootout with automatic weapons, people are just pumping bullets out and you don't see a lot of people getting shot. It reminded me of their final battle with the Governor where everyone is unloading and no one is getting shot, they either have storm trooper-esque aim or no concept of how to suppress and flank.

QuikTrip absolutely destroys Wawa

I was watching the Cubs opening day game and missed it, then the DVR fucked up and only recorded 41 mins of the show for some reason so I only got to the part

Who will put "I have 100 problems now" on their wedding invitation

also :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: cheers buddah

wasn't even fashionable and you're dressed like a homeless pencil

BRUH...... YOU MADE IT!

I don't trust any food I eat and shit out almost intact I also never trust anyone wearing a tunic

< my old pupper now fur angel

You poor, poor soul

I figured they get him for disturbing the peace too. The sword thing though, maybe there just aren't any laws about people carrying swords around? It's not a law I commonly look up

I haven't checked out the new/reboot? series yet. I watched the old one awhile back and thought it was awesome, until all that weird demon rape happened.

I made $5.15 a hour before it went up 8-9 years ago. That's when I had a roommate that would always claim he was broke (he didn't work, his parents just funded him) and showed me his bank statement once.... he had fucking $4,500 in his account. I had to inform him that if he had a "," in his bank account he was indeed, not broke.

APRIL 2nd is opening day!

That was actually pretty funny

It's a great game, just stop playing it 5 mins before the end and make up an ending. Plus the multiplayer is super addicting

Would that happen? I've always wondered if you just continuously bounce back and forth or if at some point gravity would get strong enough to squish you

Given current standards and qualifications for Government positions you are now head of Science!

Let's pretend like the molten core isn't there for shits and giggles If you jumped into the hole at which point would you stop falling in one direction and start falling in the other?