molarbear

I'm not worthy to be in your presence

One time I took fake barf to the movie theater and dropped it from the balcony and make a puking sound as I did it, then everyone started puking all over

I cannot blow a bubble with gum whenever people start doing it around me I quickly spit my gum out and pretend like I lost it somewhere

I assume you've alarmed the National Guard about said Island, correct?

I go through a can of grizzly a day overindulge on alcohol way too frequently I also eat way too much red meat for someone who's family has a history of heart problems The plus side is I don't drink pop, caffeine, or sugary drinks, I splurge every now and then if I'm at Sonic and get a Cherry Limeade but that's like 3-4 times a year

I hate when I lose things and people tell me "it's where you last put it." NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK CLEARLY I'VE FORGOTTEN WHERE THAT WAS!

when you say "band" what exactly do you mean? Did you find a fucking carrier pigeon? If so, that note was meant for Kate Upton..... >.>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqGZbjOPqI

Duckhunt It came with Mario/track and field We played it first because we wanted to use the light gun

Happy Birthday! I breached the 30's last year and, I'm still not sure how I feel about it

Did you consult a younger and older priest afterward?

I've never pulled that off I have fallen asleep while reading a book and proceeded to drop it on my face before though

^This..... except I sleep on my stomach

I actually have a theory that Bears attack me in my sleep I think that's why you can ask anyone in my town if they've ever seen a Bear around here and they'll all say "no" I tried to get some compensation from the City for it but they just laughed at me

tell him I said "yo!"

How is this show?

I did, and somehow managed to bust open the inside of my nose last night..... Now there's a scab in there and it's painfully annoying

Ad-blocker yo I haven't watched an ad on youtube in like 6 years

I've never had that happen. Tonight when I signed in they wanted my google email or my phone number for some reason, I just closed it and opened it back up and was able to sign in like normal.

I didn't see this post before I made my last one >

I don't know what it is about Samardzija, dude's got Ace stuff but he seems destine to always be a 3-4 rotation spot He just can't seem to keep his stuff consistent enough

If I'm ever a Dad I hope I'm that cool

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: Unless you don't drink, then I suggest sleeping a whole bunch and reading a good book

yeah you people took too long so you're going to have to share a dry ass turkey on wheat with american cheese and banana peppers (because they're the best)

you guys want anything?