molarbear

wee baby Bloodhawk, i'll hover over your shit like a WWII fighter hawking a B-17. Fear nothing wee pup I'm immortal and will behead those that mock you. I'd say I'd absorb their powers too but lets face it, it's the boards... at most I'd probably catch a form of autism or at best, Herpes.

Well no offense dude, but Pooh is kinda awesome.

I've never heard of oven baked hot dogs but cool! I prefer the ballpark ones.

Well I've heard God watches out for Drunks and Babies, so I'm hoping to become Jack Black's stunt double. I'll rock that for about 12 years until the aging process catches up and then just kinda roll my neck one day and collect unemployment for the rest of my life while being miserable.

I've been meaning to ask you since you read the comics, does the King ever drop the act? Also please tell me the Tiger has plot armor.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lq-9Jb1FNU Here's the whole scene again. I just love how they're in a gunfight and Negan is complaining like it's just a casual thing and there aren't bullets flying all over.

All the animals from Homeward bound are dead

How I Met your Mother, the Ranch, and any other assortment of comedy shows.

*ninja vanish

I'd be blurry in every photo and no one could identify me!

I'd just legally change my name to Bigfoot, so no one would ever see me

I found my brain turns to mush if I work anything over 10 hours, when I was working 12's I'd just burn the last 2 hours cleaning because at that point I was going to do more harm to a part than good.

it's really not that bad

I don't remember Negan's exact words but I loved the whole "GOD DAMN THAT WIDOW ISN"T DEAD!" I don't know why but that line cracked me up. > I don't get why they would want 12 more people, that's 12 more of everything, mouths to feed, people to worry about, etc. They're openly admitted they're not exactly self sustainable and "take things" so why turn down a good deal for 12 more people to have to take care of?

I got caught up via Plex and I am hyped! The only complaint I have, and it's the same with any other show that has a massive shootout with automatic weapons, people are just pumping bullets out and you don't see a lot of people getting shot. It reminded me of their final battle with the Governor where everyone is unloading and no one is getting shot, they either have storm trooper-esque aim or no concept of how to suppress and flank.

QuikTrip absolutely destroys Wawa

I was watching the Cubs opening day game and missed it, then the DVR fucked up and only recorded 41 mins of the show for some reason so I only got to the part

Who will put "I have 100 problems now" on their wedding invitation

also :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: cheers buddah

wasn't even fashionable and you're dressed like a homeless pencil

BRUH...... YOU MADE IT!

I don't trust any food I eat and shit out almost intact I also never trust anyone wearing a tunic

< my old pupper now fur angel

You poor, poor soul

I figured they get him for disturbing the peace too. The sword thing though, maybe there just aren't any laws about people carrying swords around? It's not a law I commonly look up