molarbear

Surprise neck chop!

glass, plastic, and paper

you'd have 92% of the boards messaging you going "what up?" if you ever admitted that best to keep it on the DL, unless you're into dudes. More power to you if so

I cut out red meat for 2 years, nothing. went low sodium during that time, do you know what food with low salt taste like? It tastes like shit! I didn't eat bacon for 2 years, 2 years, 2 fucking years, no bacon... I may as well have become a monk and joined a monastery and given up fapping for 2 years

the Buscemi face really kinda steals the show

I just now noticed the thumb on your avatar was a dick

Had it for 7 years When I was diagnosed with it I was 6'0 and weighed 205 The Doc tried to tell me it was just hereditary, but, no one in my family has high blood pressure unless they're old and morbidly obese I've taken all kinds of different meds, changed my diet, still high blood pressure I'll have heart disease/a stroke in my future and at this point it feels like it's out of my control, which is the worst feeling for a person that has anxiety issues

saying there's a console update but it can't update..... I need my Netflix for sleep!

I honestly think you've just debunked the whole flat earth movement with that one

I got this forum and Reddit tis the end if days my brethren, if a mass exodus happens i just want you all to know, I truly didn't hate you. I mean there was the smartassness, but it was what it was, I am who I am. I apologize for nothing.

I honestly thought you'd call it "monster.com" since you're always worried about your job security

#intel?

I voted where's my sticker?

You realize how many keyboards you ruined by posting this, right?

VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!! I know a person who's Cat would end your life in a second because his name is Simon!

That's pretty biased. I mean how many 6 packed ab dudes clean pools topless for a living? Sex sales, that's a fact, but Women offering to help coach/support you at Overwatch is a market, that doesn't make them Whores, it's just a market. I personally prefer playing with females, they tend to be less of a douchebag than the average 14 year old prodigy and are usually kinder in their words. The article never states at any point in time they flirted with him, they're just making money the way they can. I definitely wouldn't calling it whoring themselves out I remember back in like 2007 or so T-Squared offered a paid service where you could get coached in Halo by Halo Pro's, no one called them a whore for it .

you can see them on the internet

What'd Nintendo say?

Are you ever afraid a fan is going to like kidnap you or something?

I almost made an alt just to give that comment another like :D :D :D :D

yeah but can we fuck it? I'm asking for a friend seriously though I love stories like this, I'm fascinated by the Ocean and all the stuff we don't know about it. Granted this is probably just a whale that's been nibbled on by other fish and sun baked at 360 for 40 mins but it's still cool.

I fully agree with this statement

I have no idea I thought she was, I just don't think she posts very often

That guys finger aint on the trigger what kind of voodoo magic is that?