molarbear

Pros: the insane heat kills the yard so you don't have to mow anymore. It's only 5 more months or so until you can go outside and not die. Cons: the insane heat melts your face off

I always thought incense was a little too strong I'd rather just light a candle

I was kind of hoping for a new Elder Scrolls game

Little too long. You're reaching Gene Simmons Tongue length standards at this point with your Board appearance.

You find a functioning Garand in one of those "storage facilities" and sell it to me for $150 and I'll call you a friend for life

No one posted any pictures of their Puppers in it so it was deemed unworthy by me #truenews

I'd say use a stress ball but if you're anything like me those just will just make you more angry One guy I use to work with would do a real shitty version of moon walking on his way to talk to the boss people to calm himself down It was by far one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in my life

No It just makes it feel like you're dying

The combat can be kind of hard at times like at one point I fought some giant bird thing that destroyed the absolute shit out of me I dunno? It kind of starts off that way Triss and Geralt get interrupted right as it looks promising

Pretty much doing the normal and being Ben Stiller

I had Oyster's for the first and only time when I visited Boston The bartender told me to put some hot sauce on it and treat it like a shot I couldn't get it down and proceeded to nearly vomit on the bar

^Pretty much this I like to pretend my multivitamin covers what greens would give me and I try to eat chicken or turkey with those microwavable rice things most the week

I'm kind of excited about this game but then I have flashbacks of playing Dinopark tychoon and all my dinosaurs breaking out of their damn cages

I started with the 2nd one and it didn't really help with the 3rd. I think we're kinda out of the loop because it's loosely based on an old Polish tv show (that I believe was based on a book/s?) It's still a good game though and eventually it all kind of makes sense

goodbye day! Imma binge watch this shit

I usually wear black or grey t-shirts but I swear condiments are out to get me one time I was trying to put mustard on my hot dog and apparently the opening was clogged so it shot out sideways directly onto my shirt

it's not that bad but pretty much

Rare as in you got a Babe Ruth Rookie card just on hand.

this makes you sound like an unused Naraku4654 condom.

my shirt always becomes a tapestry of what I've eaten throughout the day on a positive note I think I could probably find someone that would buy it for thousands of dollars online if I titled it "modern day jackson pollock"

I got you covered

I mean it wasn't a terrible game but I liked F03 and NV better I enjoyed the game but I bought it when it first came out and still haven't had any desire to play through it again

Cubs SP's have been not on point all season. Chatwood shows signs of brilliance then no control and walks a metric fuck ton of batters, Darvish is on the DL for the 2nd time and has one win on the season, Lester got unlucky and pitched 7 great innings giving up one run while the other dude was working on a no no. I feel like the Cubs aren't synched up yet.

It was a shorthand list