molarbear

I think that'd be great for him to go back to the Giants and finish out his career there. Complete sidenote about everything else you mentioned... I'm a firm believer the Red Sox are going to win it all this year. Unless you're the Mariners you don't start a season 41-19 and not win out, the odds are so in their favor that I'm simply talking about it out of slight respect to them and also hoping I jynx the fuck out of them to give the Cubs a chance. Seriously though, Red Sox are scary fucking good thus far into the season. Evilbob is elated and I imagine Skiles is too.

...I didn't read your article I just read the one on ESPN you have to think if he's showing that much promise someone is going to sign him

if you're going to blog about food I think you have to have an instagram account to post pictures of it I'm fairly positive that's kind of a serious internet law

I dunno, you could always reflect on it? You could always just use your blog to bitch about stuff. That's the whole reason I have a Twitter account and don't really promote *it to anyone

I saw that. I guess his era in triple A was around 5 I wish him the best of luck and hope he gets his comeback someday

History Channel showed Pawn Stars all day...........

this week has kind of been a dick it's not in full asshole mode yet but it's definitely been a dick

You never really gave off the "blogger" vibe you could always fill it with stories about your weight loss journey

I've bought 3 used copies of Salem's Lot and given them all away That was one of those books where I started reading it then canceled all my plans that day and finished it in the same day

you may get some stitches you're gonna have to explain to all your friends it was from a cut and not because you're a snitch

Did he get hit? Jason Heyward took a ball to the face a few years back and he's never been the same at the plate

I like chunky mashed taters with sour cream and cheese mixed in

I thought fatty tissue was generally yellow?

Dude that episode always cracks me up because I had a football coach exactly like that old fuck

is that white stuff the bone?

Fuck dude... I can't even find mine when they go missing

I'm fairly positive he posted a selfie while taking a shit

I've attempted to threaten my socks but it never works they still run away during the drying process

first time it's ever happened for me normally I end up with mismatched Frankenstein socks

You clearly don't have a family of sock stealing goblins living in your dryer

I think you systematically killed every other best man option on the list until your name was up?

I did laundry and not a single sock was left without a partner after exiting the dryer

I still own that on the Genesis I just remember it being super difficult

hold a tribunal for them all after cooking declare them all guilty and then behead them

reality