molarbear

try not to get some kind of VD Have Fun!

I believe it Everytime I'm there it seems like there's a tavern or bar on every corner I'm pretty sure that if you ask Siri "where can I get food and a beer" Siri would start stuttering and then your phone would catch on fire from the overload

My Ass is non existent so I will see myself out

Ducktales Moon theme, Doggo, you can't beat it!

I fucking love reading I know plenty of people that don't though I'm pretty sure a few of my friends haven't read a book since they had to in HS

Personally I think the Golden won

If they ever attempt that cut them off and tell them it's because unlike them you're working hard on the poop bandit case and still maintaining good numbers

I kind of enjoy the grind honestly. Some of the side quests are starting to get boring... like earlier I chased some contaminated lady's space ship to like 8 different places before she finally landed. Also if I'm being completely honest I haven't event tried to solve a single glyph puzzle, I've just looked up the answers online.

My goal in life is to pet every Dog at least once

I bought it Thursday because Xbox was selling it for $9 and it hasn't been nearly as bad as the internet played it up to be I've had it 3 days and I've already invested about 15 hours into it

That game was fucking terrible

I will say my Sophomore year there was a Laundry Mat that charged you a dollar per pound of Laundry (turns out clothing doesn't weigh that much) and they'd fold it and bag it. It made me feel like a King when I could drop off my entire Month's worth of clothing and pay $5 to have it washed, folded, and individually bagged for me. Less than I'd spend in Quarters but for the amount of detail that was put into it it was worth it. Also it was guaranteed to have a decent spin cycle in the washer and not followed up by a shitty over burdened dryer so I really couldn't complain.

That was my exact response I also said the same thing when I downloaded it I figured I'd just be hacking things but then I'm traveling time and looking at some giant dragon.. I was having serious doubts for the first time in my life about what my City is putting in the water

They use to charge for the Washing Machines in the dorms at my College so I got really, really good at over loading washers

Nope My Dad was real OCD about how laundry was washed and even had a little instruction thing printed and hung up over the Washer when I was a kid. I think it's something he picked up in the Military.

I wash all my laundry together on cold/cold/quick setting because fuck the World. I also use softener on everything because I like feeling like I'm wearing/walking on clouds My name is Molar, I'm 31 and I do Laundry like a College Kid still and have zero shame in admitting it.

I wouldn't worry. I think the secret to "Adulting" is just pretending like you know what you're doing That's my secret

I gave up on the "Adult" me ever arriving when I hit 28

Send it here I love me some pasta

Puppers and Mac and Cheese/Shells and Cheese.

Sounds like a scientific reason to drink

Tis the life!

DUDE! Skating Rinks were Twitter before Twitter. You'd skate up to a girl in 4th grade and ask if she wanted to hold hands (slipping into the DM's as they say now) then you'd skate around to some Brandi song or Backstreet Boy song. If they said no you just kind of got off the rink and went and played the Simpsons arcade game