molarbear

^Pretty much this I like to pretend my multivitamin covers what greens would give me and I try to eat chicken or turkey with those microwavable rice things most the week

I'm kind of excited about this game but then I have flashbacks of playing Dinopark tychoon and all my dinosaurs breaking out of their damn cages

I started with the 2nd one and it didn't really help with the 3rd. I think we're kinda out of the loop because it's loosely based on an old Polish tv show (that I believe was based on a book/s?) It's still a good game though and eventually it all kind of makes sense

goodbye day! Imma binge watch this shit

I usually wear black or grey t-shirts but I swear condiments are out to get me one time I was trying to put mustard on my hot dog and apparently the opening was clogged so it shot out sideways directly onto my shirt

it's not that bad but pretty much

Rare as in you got a Babe Ruth Rookie card just on hand.

this makes you sound like an unused Naraku4654 condom.

my shirt always becomes a tapestry of what I've eaten throughout the day on a positive note I think I could probably find someone that would buy it for thousands of dollars online if I titled it "modern day jackson pollock"

I got you covered

I mean it wasn't a terrible game but I liked F03 and NV better I enjoyed the game but I bought it when it first came out and still haven't had any desire to play through it again

Cubs SP's have been not on point all season. Chatwood shows signs of brilliance then no control and walks a metric fuck ton of batters, Darvish is on the DL for the 2nd time and has one win on the season, Lester got unlucky and pitched 7 great innings giving up one run while the other dude was working on a no no. I feel like the Cubs aren't synched up yet.

It was a shorthand list

True! Or they systematically destroy entire Baseball lineups with their ball movement Also Kershaw, Obama, Oprah, and Babe Ruth and those are just the more famous lefties

Birds. It mainly gets eaten by a spoiled Squirrel in my backyard though I bought like 3 things from the store that claim to keep Squirrels out the bird feeder and they've all failed at this point I want to shoot it with a BB gun that's pumped like 1-2 times so it just sends a message but I kind of respect the fucker at this point it's pulled some legit 10/10 tricks in gymnastics to get to the bird feeder

What's brown and sticky? A FUCKING STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never did that I just failed at climbing the rope in gym I was like 4 ft tall in first grade and as coordinated as a dyslexic T-Rex Partial blame goes to the Right handed people, you have no idea the struggle a southpaw goes through trying to learn things in a right handed world

I like it but as a headphone user sometimes it scares the absolute shit out of me

I often say to myself "life, dafuq do you want?" what follows is the boat scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and the images of puppies being adorable

when you were in elementary school did you have an unhealthy obsession with drawing tentacles which got discovered and then you were no longer allowed to eat anything tentacle shaped?

but it was only fantasy, the wall was the hide what you can't see... no matter how hard mix tried he could not break free I like to imagine the next part was written in a Japan so instead of the worms eating into your brain they just violate every orifice you have

Please like my life is that entertaining I was trying to read some science article about science being able to resurrect ancient animals and imagining myself as a more overweight and out of shape (also less facial hair) Chris Pratt on Jurassic Park

I've enjoyed most of it. Last night I accidentally had a little more to drink that I would have liked to and had to do that thing where you close one eye so you can read stuff

I feel like this would go in the $100 slot