molarbear

Perfect delivery. Not too soon, not too late. I aced Ma day.

I mean the Lady put up with 3 dudes in the house and somehow didn't murder my Dad, my Brother, or I whilst also being a good Mom. Probably should have put a "," after Day but that's only for the Grammar Nazis.

Fuggz is banned, we no longer speak of her hoo hah

you mean Triple play?

I wouldn't be thanking me. My head literally exploded and if you don't clean it up mom and dad are going to yell at you

*Mindblown

I haven't partaken in said politics in about 9 years I really miss my early 20's though

I gotta be honest, I fucking hate the Yankees. That being said it was weird seeing them not relevant for a few seasons. They did a complete rebuild in a matter of years without completely tanking and are loaded with youthful players, it's actually really impressive.

That video is so spot on I never minded sharing but I learned fast to either step outside or invite a few people into my room before I ever lit anything up otherwise that shit would be gone before it ever made it back

I mean is it too much to ask for a popcorn machine?

take it to #loveproblems bruh

This made me laugh way more than I probably should have

because I have no clean underwear and I'm just rocking gym shorts enjoy this photo of bacon cheese fries

Makes sense, good for him though!

JimRival use to play Halo with a few of us like 8 years ago That's all I really know about said user

That's exactly how I feel every time I eat spicy chicken from popeyes it's just so good though

If she approaches you and mentions how crazy it is that you're both there tell her you're only there to make a suite out of her skin It'd be a great ice breaker

Just make sure it's not on the Grill

I'm way ahead of you bud

DUDE! We totz going shop.......catching the baseball game a Bdubs at 3 tomorrow..... >.> <.<

I figure if I lose any important data I'll just write a very kind note to pornhub and send some cookies asking for the backup

I'm lazy and wings with bones require more work to procure the meat boneless I just cut in half confirm that it at least resembles chicken meat and devour

....... Only when dragged or tricked into it. (posts feeling safe that women are not onto our secrets)

Here I was, thinking you were intentionally getting fat so we'd match each other and go shopping together GOOD DAY SIR!