molarbear

I think SYOD got back together so he's probably getting ready to tour

Congrats! I'm going to sit in my pajama attire all weekend and pretend the world doesn't exist I find that's much more enjoyable than the whole dating scene

Dude if I ever go to Portland coffee is going to be the last thing on my mind

The hot kind, the kind that kind of looks like a slushy but still taste like coffee even though your friend's wife swears up and down it doesn't.... I think that sums up my coffee experiences

I just cannot stand coffee it taste like what I imagine sweaty balls taste like after 12 hour day in a non climate controlled building

The Philly D show

Why would you tell him thi...........

looks it up see's that it has coffee in it makes mental note in head that I will never eat said object

I got my car washed...and then it rained all day which canceled all my outside plans so then I was really bored because I was having to re download a game that with dlc is about 90 gigs that slowed my internet down all day I did knock about 50 pages outta the book I've been reading though so I call that a win

Meh. I think they're actually pretty cool normally My Best friend's kid is hilarious Their kitchen is raised from the living room so there's a step and he hasn't figured out how to navigate that yet...so he literally just squats down and belly flops off and then looks and around while saying "Uh Oh"

I like Lobster and Crab but they're both super expensive right now Last time I was at the store I think Crab legs were $18 a pound

I do but none of my local friends are into them. Which leads to me and my Brother playing against each other which turns into a game of who can bend the rules and out cheat the other one

I laughed Then I shivered thinking of a tattoo gun getting anywhere near my junk

I have central air and a window unit usually around July when it's 115 out they're all just playing catch up and make it semi tolerable

Yes Nope, fortunately I don't live far enough south to get Texas commercials I think Empty showed me one of that dude's commercials before

All these years of friendship and you're secretly Peter Pan in disguise I don't know if I'll ever recover from this bomb

We will cut a minute square in said hair dam so the Sun can blast away on your location Enjoy melting

Given your location and this information I'm assuming you just burrow deep underground and hibernate all Summer

I had never heard the word "incel" until about a month ago and now I see it at least 3 times a week

I have a plan for this Everyone gets haircuts and we then weave all the hair together forming a large quilt which is then launched towards the sun partially blocking it so it always stays in mid to upper 70's all summer

At least your Mom texts you normal stuff My mom abbreviates things like a 12 year old I swear the other day she abbreviated a coma somehow

is his left nostril bleeding? if so that's metal as fuck

All his commercials are like this... plus he looks like a total douche

There was just something so satisfying about using fus roh dah to launch a cow off a mountain side