molarbear

True! Or they systematically destroy entire Baseball lineups with their ball movement Also Kershaw, Obama, Oprah, and Babe Ruth and those are just the more famous lefties

Birds. It mainly gets eaten by a spoiled Squirrel in my backyard though I bought like 3 things from the store that claim to keep Squirrels out the bird feeder and they've all failed at this point I want to shoot it with a BB gun that's pumped like 1-2 times so it just sends a message but I kind of respect the fucker at this point it's pulled some legit 10/10 tricks in gymnastics to get to the bird feeder

What's brown and sticky? A FUCKING STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never did that I just failed at climbing the rope in gym I was like 4 ft tall in first grade and as coordinated as a dyslexic T-Rex Partial blame goes to the Right handed people, you have no idea the struggle a southpaw goes through trying to learn things in a right handed world

I like it but as a headphone user sometimes it scares the absolute shit out of me

I often say to myself "life, dafuq do you want?" what follows is the boat scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and the images of puppies being adorable

when you were in elementary school did you have an unhealthy obsession with drawing tentacles which got discovered and then you were no longer allowed to eat anything tentacle shaped?

but it was only fantasy, the wall was the hide what you can't see... no matter how hard mix tried he could not break free I like to imagine the next part was written in a Japan so instead of the worms eating into your brain they just violate every orifice you have

Please like my life is that entertaining I was trying to read some science article about science being able to resurrect ancient animals and imagining myself as a more overweight and out of shape (also less facial hair) Chris Pratt on Jurassic Park

I've enjoyed most of it. Last night I accidentally had a little more to drink that I would have liked to and had to do that thing where you close one eye so you can read stuff

I feel like this would go in the $100 slot

will add once I'm not hammered. You caught me on a bad night!

Pretty good bash but my Dude does like Judas Priest's old stuff.....we're talking Rocka Rolla, Sad Wings of Destiny, Ect.

I was going to do stuff, I'm not sure what but then it rained all day so I ordered a pizza and played viduh games

it's still a funny joke

What does Lebanese food consist of?

You had the perfect opportunity here to make a "Calm down, I got some Zima and a pack of skittles" joke

I have overwatch if you ever want a teammate/teammates I play with a group of people from here normally so everyone is kind of socially awkward/shy and a few I'm fairly positive are missing a few bolts in the old head That being said I'd completely understand if you saw this and were like "yeah......nah."

before you sign in the boards show eastern time once you log in it shows everything in the time zone you live in it's tripped me up before too

probably something bread related I couldn't imagine my a life without carbs

why don't they just put a go pro camera on a weather balloon like Tosh did?

Just pretend like your name is Chris and roll with it

try not to get some kind of VD Have Fun!

I believe it Everytime I'm there it seems like there's a tavern or bar on every corner I'm pretty sure that if you ask Siri "where can I get food and a beer" Siri would start stuttering and then your phone would catch on fire from the overload

My Ass is non existent so I will see myself out