molarbear

Well I weighed 240 in January and as of last week I'm sitting at 175 so, I got that going for me

Actually most people I get along with and are close friends with are from Arkansas I have stopped at a really back woods gas station there before that had silver cans with "Beer" written on them other than that though, some of my favorite memories are in Arkansas

I can honestly say I now have the best edit on the UEMB

All doors were open Someone had to make the joke *Tips Fedora

Who the fuck wears baseball hats in a day and age where Fedoras exist?

I'm in I've only had experience in Fantasy Baseball Leagues but I'll give the old NFL a shot

I've decided when it happens to me I'm just going to fully embrace it because I've seen people attempt to dye their hair black and it doesn't look natural at all

I just use my weed eater it takes a total of 5 mins tops

have you seen this on youtube yet?

sort of off topic but I had that problem where I had a tune in my head but it was only the guitar riff and I could not for the life of me remember the song... then it randomly played on a TV show

We prefer the term "Instruments of the Garden variety" these days Get with the times

Seems simple, right? Generally when I'm intoxicated I run off muscle memory and keep putting in my old password

Not me I think if I ever have a video go viral it'd be boring as fuck, it'd probably be me drunk attempting to remember my FB login and failing miserably 10 times in a row then yelling at the computer

Give that pup ear scratches!

Dunno I never really watched the show I'm part of the less than 1% that never really got into that show

Lol 4 people, someone better call the fire dept this is definitely a fire hazard

I use work for a place that did paint touch up for the Lexus dealership, normally they'd clean the cars before we got them but one time someone dropped off a car to be serviced that had (what I'm fairly positive) was a milk substance spilled in the car and left out in the heat for what I assume was an eternity because it smelled absolutely terrible I've never been the type of person where my stomach turns over easily but I was literally driving less than a 1/4 mile and had to pull over and step out of the car because it smelled so bad

That's pretty fucking dope

Hiya! Hope you and Doc are doing well!

It takes place in Maine and Dude's daughter's cat just got ran over and they buried it in an old Native American graveyard ...I'm reading Pet Sematary

That suckks My first adult job was like that, every other place I could just take off and if you quit before the year is up they just take it out of your final paycheck

I would have used it as an excuse to take a day off

Resident Evil 4 I played it like 11 years ago and I don't remember it being this hard

I think they've become Allies with Nature itself because a fucking giant ass storm literally ripped my tree in half today Somewhere under that hunk of tree is the remains of my bird feeder