molarbear

last I checked arm's did not have palms

I think I can one up this a picture of a picture of my older brother and I

I don't know what Generation I'm a part of but either way most old men here agree it doesn't matter somehow people my age are the reason they can't get erect anymore

Y'all'd've had clean underwear if you han't eaten Taco Bell

One thing I can honestly say about my best friend is we can sit in absolute silence and just appreciate each other's company while watching tv or something I don't know if that counts as intimate but he's one of the few friends I have that I don't feel like I have to attempt awkward small talk around

I feel like this is more sex toy than cleaning item

The latter part was I ordered pizza and finally watched Infinity war

I like cut up hard boiled eggs bacon bits croutons shredded cheese and then usually ranch is my go to salad dressing which makes the salad almost pointless

I drink Green Tea in the morning because I read along time ago that's it's suppose to boost your metabolism That, and I hate coffee

I saw they added season 8 last night and started watching it That along with Supernatural is really cutting into my video game time

you mean on Pandora or local stations? There use to be a bomb ass classic rock station here but it's kind of gone to shit in recent years and just play like the same 2 pink floyd/led zeppelin songs over and over

I can't do spotify When given an option to pick songs I only get 1/3 the way through a song before it reminds me of another song I want to hear and I change it

I'm stealing your Dog and I'm showing up in full Bowie attire to do so

Mine always tries to overplay the Beatles It's normally annoying but I'd gladly take that over a dude who literally just says "budlight and boats" repeatedly

I had no pandora for my commute so I attempted to rely on local radio stations I can't really stand country music but I'm now convinced it's one big conspiracy to sell boats

I wish, our teacher was smoking hot for her age

I've never worked in retail so I never had to deal with it I do love me some Christmas music though

Hearing the Little Drummer boy never gets old

I had a pretty attractive teacher for my College Algebra class During a test my friend leaned over and said "I'd drag my balls over a mile of broken class just to smell her pee" I laughed so hard that she thought we were cheating on a test and made me move to the back of the classroom and face the wall

My favorite part about the Zoo is checking out the Rhino I never realized how fucking huge those things were until I saw one

I've seen those eyes on a dog before check your closets because she may have shit in one of them

I was completely unaware of this I feel I may abuse it in the future

Did you have two birthdays?

If reactions have taught me anything on these boards it's that I'm not nearly as funny to other people as I am to myself

One of my best friends has a Pit named Ruger (I live in what some people consider the south) That Dog is one of the most imitating Pups you'll ever meet because he's a Pit but he's just a big ole pupper disguise My friend's infant can crawl all over him and he's just like "BOINKED NOISES, WHAT DO?" Then he brings his toy to her and then gets super excited and dances around until someone throws it.