molarbear

Turkey and Cheese

I'm going against your advice and picking a QB the first round because I want said person Other than that I'll probably let auto draft take over It's never failed me in Fantasy Baseball

I don't feel like we're losing much in that one I'll miss Disney World, that's about it

I was really worried this was a thread for Patriots fan and was going to attempt to pray to any Deity that listened to flood New England to Biblical standards

whenever I'm strapped for cash I usually just find a crowded area and threaten to start taking off my clothes if people don't start throwing money

< My old pupper

Thank you I laughed harder than I should have at this comment but it kind of made my day

I bought a new bird feeder hopefully this one doesn't get crushed by a tree

Dude It's suppose to be in the low 80's all week here whoever punched August in the dick deserves a medal because I'll take low 80's over 115 any fucking day

Cubs got Daniel Murphy from the Nats He's the dude that wrecked them via homers in the 2015 post season when he played for the Mets not sure what their game plan is here because he's a 2nd basemen and Baez is currently "slaying it" at 2nd as the kids say

yo momma smells like a hamster

BIGGER!! IT'S GOTTA BE BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK!

I stopped by the used book store by my house (that's sadly going out of business) and got 3 books for $4

Now you have an excuse to buy a bigger one

Meh haven't really felt like playing many games recently I even bought the Mega Man X collection and was super pumped for like a day then kind of lost interest

There's a .22 in my garage you may borrow it to shoot your TV anytime you like

growing up when my best friend's parents got divorced his Dad grilled out everyday for a solid 2 months or so That's not an exaggerated number either

This has always been one of my favorite scenes

I met King tonight 10 out of 10 was a good doggo excuse my friend's back photo bombing what was otherwise a glorious picture

I have previously requested him delivering a photo of him giving ear scratches to said Pupper they have yet to happen

Popsicles are basically just water so you're good My go to use to be shells and cheese

Domino's has hot spots now, you should take a bus to one and pick it up then sneak it in all 007 style or you could always lie and say you went for a walk and a random person just gave you a pizza

order a greasy ass pizza

I don't like to nap because I can't do power naps a nap for me is usually 3-5 hours

YASSSSSS! you gotta let the drunk beast out every now and then and make a thread that you think is hilarious my last one was a parody of another thread and got moved to DF