molarbear

I use this company called " 2 guys and truck" they charge me like $60 a hour and if I'm being honest I own a bed, a couple couches and a chair. I mean there's a stand my TV is on that also seats my xbone/netflix hulu HBO/TV but I can haul that on my own I really just hate moving these days I get flashbacks of friends calling saying they need a "favor" and then they're moving to the 5th floor and need a fold out couch moved

at least it wasn't the duckling video.... I need to find the youtube video of the check swing from Hell and post it for you There were two umpires in a Latino league where the dude did a full swing on a ball and they ruled it a check swing

dude I took an Ambien last night and it failed the link isn't working for me, did I link the full swing that they claimed the dude checked, or did I link the duck video? These are serious questions

I'm pretty sure chicken nuggets are at least 1% Human remains but they're so tasty

I want to congratulate you but moving always sucks I hate to sound lazy but I hire movers these days because I got tired of moving shit back in my College days

I drank a metric ton of beer hanging out with my best friend and his family We conversed about hanging out and then they all called it quits around 10 pm..... and now the night begins!

Not MLB but Baseball related

I couldn't agree more

I've thought about burning the damn thing because it slides all over the place and I've damn near tripped on it multiple times

The sad part is I walked past that sock twice after starting the washer before I saw it

Just been one of those days

I'm not looking forward to the weather tomorrow

That's never fun One time I pulled or strained a muscle in my lower back that caused it to spasm and hurt like no other anytime I moved, I could literally only sit straight up or lay down to keep it from happening I spent 3 days fearing having to go #2 because the motion of sitting on a toilet was like 5 mins of slow painful movements

Kids say the darnedest thinks

if I was a preschool teacher and heard a kid say that I'd play it off like I never heard them and they'd probably be my favorite student

I don't know I'm no amateur when it comes to drinking but drinking with his family is akin to just taking a steak knife and stabbing yourself in the liver repeatedly

I was driving with him in my car to the store when someone cut me off and I yelled "What in the actual fuck" ....completely forgetting his kid was in the back seat and going through that stage of learning to talk where he repeats things he hears so instantly clear as day I hear "what in the actual fuck" from behind me I felt bad but also laughed so hard that I almost had to pull over

now all you have to do is find a shirt with long sleeves that matches it then you can go stand next to suits of armor at a museum and see how well you blend in

I hear ya, I miss old school turn based FF combat I remember playing Eternal Darkness..... I was like 15 and playing it at 1 am and the "crazy" meter got too high so my character randomly just snapped in half mid torso and I was "WTF"

Dat Home Run Derby! First one I've watched in a long time and I was fully entertained Schwarber was my favorite but Harper winning it was fitting most of their Home Runs were legit moon shots and it as worth the 3 hours of watching commercials

I literally just button mashed my way through that game and still have no idea how the combat system really worked I never said anything about it because I thought I was the only one confused by it

Whenever I find myself driving long distances I try to make up cool back stories of the other people driving around me it's entertaining for about 20 mins then driving gets boring again

I'm not a big fan of Asian food but the last pic looks especially unappetizing. Those metric fuck tons of what I assume are onions make it look not edible

I just discovered Supernatural on Netflix and I've been binging the shit out of it

I usually start in the center and wake up in a different spot