molarbear

It's not really their fault Boston is on an absolute tear this year

I bet your cat stole them

I literally slept through tornado sirens two days ago if it makes you feel any better

I've noticed this recently too. Last time the lady literally pulled the needle out and had to try again after digging around in my arm. I still try donate as often as possible because I got special blood, I got a card that says "CMV" hero no clue what it means but they can give my blood to premature potatoes babies apparently

Glad you guys made it through safe

I once ordered "Chicago" style pizza in Mizzou It looked like a domino's pizza with sauce on top That was the day I finally died inside

I found this guy on Youtube and I'm kind of envious I didn't think of this before him @Doom Metal Alchemist you may like this channel.... plus he plays catch with Tim Lincecum in the video

Couldn't tell ya I found it on the internet a few years back and saved it because who doesn't save that picture?

Another important question we need answered you're a natural at this

Damn kids and their bath salts

You're more than welcome to I like to think I ask the serious questions no one else addresses such as "why do so many people wear business pants and act like they're not uncomfortable?" or "why is it 2018 and no one can tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of tootsie pop?"

Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call? I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head

Not to brag but I'm kinda an expert in that area, if you gotta write an essay I can type for at least 20 paragraphs on the subject

Happy Birthday Bebop! Don't tell Rocksteady I said this!

I don't blame you, it was going down an alley no people should

nah and I don't plan to. I gotz what I gotz and that's that

I highly doubt it or I imagine every dude would be taking them

this is your guide

I added easter eggs that I don't think anyone has seen yet

I live on the edge bruh.... gotta be witty and make fun of people

I.... guess?

nah he actually did pretty bad but it was still cool

It's actually pretty nice I made one and didn't really tell anybody so now it's like FB use to be where I can make smart ass or witty comments that I find funny and no one says shit because I only have 3 real followers like 4 bots