molarbear

Happy Birthday!

For me all the advantages were batting on the left, I just wanted to be a switch hitter and played around with it until finally admitting my body/brain couldn't function that way I was taught to point your thumb at a corner and close one eye at a time and the eye where your thumb is still on said corner is your dominate eye

I found this in the Garage and thought about doing a last min Tom Brady costume for Halloween

What's eye do you use to shoot with? My dominate eye is my right eye but I'm left handed, I fiddled around with different stances but eventually just started shooting right handed because it took forever to line a shot up that wouldn't risk having the gun kicking back into my face @midnight being able to throw a baseball with both hands is fairly impressive, if I remember correctly I think the Athletics had a relief pitcher that would bring two gloves to the mound because he could pitch with both arms. I can do stuff with my right hand but trying to throw a baseball on that side is just an embarrassing act for me... just picture what someone stroking out mid throw would look like and that's the results. I did experiment with switch hitting for a couple years during practices, the results weren't nearly as disastrous as throwing but I was way more fluid and coordinated batting left handed

I was gonna make a joke about working for the FBI but it turns out there a ton of laws about even joking about that shit..... so, I'm just here to make shit post and find mac n cheese pizza

I just do the swan kick pose and hope they don't call BS on me

If anyone watches this video turn the sound down near the 3:50 mark

I got "Tuff Hunter" with my board name and my real name got "Unlucky Overlord"

I envision it more like an Island and "Survivor" format I'd just venture off into the woods and reappear near the end wearing some kind of strange animal pelt with (assuming I was able to befriend the local wild life) some army of creatures

^ ^ That being said any time I get to hangout with a Doggo it also makes my day

Not really. Dodger's Bullpen took a shit on Rich Hill's decent outing

Happy Birthday old friend! You should boards more....

I kept up with it until about 1 am with a game going that long now you have to wonder how each team's Bullpen is going to do tonight

have you considered donating to the "man children who can't grow beards" charity?

wasn't there a limit break in FF VII where if you rolled 777 you broke the game and won a million dollars?

I did for awhile but at this point it's really not worth it

You'll get the hang of it again! I think my favorite job ever was working for my Best Friend's Dad out of HS. He was a vendor for Lexus and we touched up paint and stuff I got to drive all kinds of cars I'll probably never be able to afford wearing some of the dirtiest clothing you've ever seen we used syringes to apply the paint (we didn't do full paint jobs) and we'd wipe the excess off on our pants legs generally so we'd wear like 1-2 sets of pants to work and they'd end up looking like a Jackson Pollack painting about a month in one time a salesman couldn't be bothered to drive the 1/8th of a block away so I walked over and picked the car up and drove it to our shop, I swear the lady had a stroke when she saw me hop in her car in paint spattered jeans and a t-shirt

part of my "trying to unwind after playing video games and get ready for sleep" soundtrack

Update! It's not bread, I text her and apparently it's just lemon cake with blueberries in it but she makes it in little bread containers Apparently the Tooth Fairy does not exist either It's going to take me some time to process all this newly obtained info

I know you're a Bosox fan but if the Dodgers lose 4 straight this is going to be a fucking boring ass World Series

That's the thing my team isn't that bad, they're just so fucking unlucky I'm sorry but Golden Tate is too fucking talented to ever just score 6.5 points in any week, fyi that being said there are numerous weeks where I score more than 5 other teams in the league and loose, then my team scores 71 points total and I get outscored by only 10-15 points It's a roll of the dice and lady luck has not been on my side this season

............. Then don't buy scented trash bags?

This is my friend's dog anytime they're cooking in the kitchen

My Mom makes this bread with blueberries in it around Christmas time that I go full fat kid on every year