molarbear

When people talk about winning the lottery and what they would buy I always mumble that I'd get hair plugs on my face

Fun fact I didn't know that show existed until I randomly found it on Netflix a few months ago I had the joy of binge watching 12 seasons over the past few months

I thought I could just avoid it but it finally reared it ugly head

Dude you look like a skinny Brian Posehn!

Ya know if I ever have the ability to grow one I would give it at try

Moneh He got a job at Boeing

Genetics yo! Some of us luck out! I am single handily going to make "Dollar Shave Club" go broke I request one new razor every 4 months or so.

keep fighting the good fight

I literally shave once a week I get stubble near day 3 and after that have to shave to simply not look like my Family is hiding some kind of inbreeding somewhere along the lines

I made it 16 days without shaving but I'm tossing in the flag the patchy, itchy, Joe Dirt-esque neck hair got too gross for the joke I was trying to pull by not shaving for all of November

Dude... I honestly think it's Sia I had never listened to her before and my friend's wife played "Cheap Thrills" and I swear to Bejeebus I had that song in my head for months

Mine moved 4 States away

My Dad looks a lot like Al Pacino As in when he was born my Grandma poured Italian Dressing upon him and threw a Rosary at him

When I visited my Uncle his favorite cat was completely nocturnal so I'd be sleeping in the basement and around 2 am I'd hear meowing The first night I assumed I was going to be eaten in my sleep, what proceeded was 4 nights of a cat greeting me at 2 am and wanting to be pet

Eww

Happy Birthday!

https://youtu.be/EZQUVZKrH3I?t=85 I'm actually very competitive and kind got this feel going, playoffs do not mock my team of disappointments That being said if I lose next week I"m having a Player sale. Make your offer for whom you want on my team, I'd like to say I'm going full Theo Epstein but fantasy football doesn't work that way.

Also acceptable I would at least attempt to throw a snowball though you'd be surprised how much it can not make you feel like an adult for a few seconds

It's 37 currently, I think it's suppose to get down to 24 tonight I love the cold! I feel like I can always layer up to combat it where as in the summer when it's 112 you just kinda suffer through it and sweat a whole bunch

That's when it gets sketchy I like snow but Ice sucks We get more ice storms here than we get snow and driving becomes a legit challenge

I wouldn't blame you at all Take the day off and build a snowman .....or play video games all day either is an acceptable excuse when it snows

Golden Tate failed me. Somehow my RB's stepped up Finally got a win!