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molarbear

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  1. I did for awhile but at this point it's really not worth it
  2. You'll get the hang of it again! I think my favorite job ever was working for my Best Friend's Dad out of HS. He was a vendor for Lexus and we touched up paint and stuff I got to drive all kinds of cars I'll probably never be able to afford wearing some of the dirtiest clothing you've ever seen we used syringes to apply the paint (we didn't do full paint jobs) and we'd wipe the excess off on our pants legs generally so we'd wear like 1-2 sets of pants to work and they'd end up looking like a Jackson Pollack painting about a month in one time a salesman couldn't be bothered to drive the 1/8th of a block away so I walked over and picked the car up and drove it to our shop, I swear the lady had a stroke when she saw me hop in her car in paint spattered jeans and a t-shirt
  3. part of my "trying to unwind after playing video games and get ready for sleep" soundtrack
  4. Update! It's not bread, I text her and apparently it's just lemon cake with blueberries in it but she makes it in little bread containers Apparently the Tooth Fairy does not exist either It's going to take me some time to process all this newly obtained info
  5. I know you're a Bosox fan but if the Dodgers lose 4 straight this is going to be a fucking boring ass World Series
  6. That's the thing my team isn't that bad, they're just so fucking unlucky I'm sorry but Golden Tate is too fucking talented to ever just score 6.5 points in any week, fyi that being said there are numerous weeks where I score more than 5 other teams in the league and loose, then my team scores 71 points total and I get outscored by only 10-15 points It's a roll of the dice and lady luck has not been on my side this season
  7. ............. Then don't buy scented trash bags?
  8. This is my friend's dog anytime they're cooking in the kitchen
  9. My Mom makes this bread with blueberries in it around Christmas time that I go full fat kid on every year
  10. You should check it out sometime I like to check out the Retro section and watch people attempt speedruns I also watched a dude hitchhike across the US, it's a good way to pass the time when you're bored
  11. You're back on team Mixflix This was all just a test also tweet magic has been mythbusted.... you didn't win the bajillion dollar lottery
  12. Contract? You don't have a contract, you've been an unpaid intern for years
  13. You are no longer the face of Mixflix
  14. Have you ever tried checking out twitch?
  15. 99.9% of mine are complete accidents
  16. WEEK 8 Thurs Dolphins vs Texans Sunday Eagles vs Jags (8:30 AM EST) Ravens vs Panthers Broncos vs Chiefs Browns vs Steelers Seahawks vs Lions Buccaneers vs Bengals Jets vs Bears Redskins vs Giants Colts vs Raiders 49ers vs Cardinals Packers vs Rams Saints vs Vikings Monday Patriots vs Bills
  17. 0-7 My team is like a middle aged man's dick It just can't rise to the occasion
  18. Part of me wants to splurge and buy a plane ticket to Boston to try and see a World Series game at Fenway
  19. I was going to say "hold my beer" and link this video of a dude that jumped off a boat and hitched a ride on a basking shark for a few feet but I can't find the video Here's a gif of two puppies instead
  20. ... and now I want spaghetti
  21. buy some of that salt water nasal spray and use it occasionally it helps me prevent nose bleeds during the winter time
  22. Not weebish per say but there are a lot of times I'll send memes or shit to my Brother because he's the only that would get it It'll be the most obscure reference ever like "PUSH THE BUTTON" and I'm all "END OF THE LAST STAR FIGHTER!!!!!!"
  23. Dude, you just kinda have to Let it go
  24. Yo Dude, Happy 33rd birthday!
  25. I got to the part where I heard the announcement for DFW airport and started having PTSD flashbacks of getting stuck in that shit hole overnight
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