molarbear

The head offical for the Sooner/Baylor game is fucking jacked! The Clemson/Syracuse game was fun to watch and I'm looking forward to Penn St/Ohio St later on

The same thing I strive to do every Saturday... Watch football all day and mayhaps order a pizza I dunno though, I've been wanting to bust out the Gamecube so I may see if some friends want to come over and play mario kart

Technically if you were hot couldn't you then become rich via your looks?

I use to have a fish that hung on my wall and sang this song It took a solid 2 days before it went from entertaining to in the trash

unless I've known someone for awhile I don't talk a whole lot (completely off subject but I've been watching Football and forgot my bedding was in the washer) I personally get kind of sketched out when people are super social when I first meet them, like my Brother's Girlfriend gave me her garage code the first time I met her and told me where her key was hidden maybe I just have a lack of trust in people or something, or it could very well have been the amount of wine she had consumed

Happy Birthday!

That doggo is just trying to be good and shake the human's hand

Who are you going to see? I can completely understand if you don't want to answer that for privacy reasons btw Concerts don't really bother me you'll just never find me in the general admission area squished in with tons of other people trying to fight to the front

Sure! I wouldn't mind going through 7th grade again, those were pretty good times

Sometimes I make threads that I think are funny and they fail epically then I make a shit clone thread that gets moved to Dumpster fire and it receives the most likes I've ever got and most replies evar.

I always drink a cup of green tea when I wake up because I read long ago it can boost your metabolism I don't drink it in traditional sense, I put ice cubes in it and shoot it down the hatch

Probably the worst atrocity he's ever committed

All I want are tacos but it's not like I'm going to turn down having some margaritas with them

<hair is way darker like Imma walk around like some soul less brunette

Seriously, most people here are then the alts are people that are all

no telling. Some people make alts all the time. Fret not, this is normal shit around here

I get what you're saying but my friend's wife was in labor for like 17 hours on their 2nd kid Hospitals suck and there isn't much to do to pass the time, Mario Kart seems like a good way to do it

Bring a Switch and mario kart it's impossible to hate mario kart

I'm good, no one wants to see that shit

completing minuscule tasks is how I stay on my toes when intoxicated

If it was me I would have brought a multiplayer game so the baby momma could play