molarbear

Pending Robbie Gould missing 21 kicks in tomorrow's game I think I just got my first W

That's what it ended up looking like

USC alum have a long history of going first round, playing one season for a really shitty team, then disappearing into the shadows for years

Yeah we're suppose to get it too I'm not too worried because the high that day is suppose to be 37 so most of it will probably melt

I only wear them when it's cold when it's warmer out I wear gym shorts instead

Hey! That's really all that matters

I really like the Italian sandwich they have

It's 24 outside I'm ordering pizza and not taking my pajama pants off all day

My little boy is growing up so fast! You should order a beer when you go eat (make sure it's a draft) then swivel it around like it's wine, take a sip and go "Ah, the rare 1971"

When I was 14 my friend's dad paid me $100 a week to help him out during the summer at his farm Seems like a lot of money but they had 20-30 horses which equals out to shoveling lots and lots of shit The only thing I remember doing besides shoveling shit and feeding animals is burying a horse that got struck by lightning My first tax paying job I worked fast food when I was 15 and made a whopping 5.15 a hour

Goku is more cool than Vegeta Discuss

I grow a 4 o'clock shadow at best curling of the Mustache isn't even an option for me

Happy Birthday!

I don't think that's how Democracy works

You're asking a fat kid if he's going to skip a Holiday where you literally binge eat yourself into a coma? Sir, you've asked the wrong question

Captain Planet on the Nes

I've never really had that problem with jeans My pajama pants always seem to rip in the crotch region though I think it's because I buy cheap ones and sit Indian style a lot

I want to insert something funny here but I woke up way too early on a day I planned on sleeping in

Someone just moved up in my post apocalyptic draft

... enjoy Menopause

Mine wins, Movie Reference beats Rock 100% of the time

4 of my normal starters have a bye week and I had to assemble a bunch of backup players just to fill out my lineup