molarbear

0-7 My team is like a middle aged man's dick It just can't rise to the occasion

Part of me wants to splurge and buy a plane ticket to Boston to try and see a World Series game at Fenway

I was going to say "hold my beer" and link this video of a dude that jumped off a boat and hitched a ride on a basking shark for a few feet but I can't find the video Here's a gif of two puppies instead

... and now I want spaghetti

buy some of that salt water nasal spray and use it occasionally it helps me prevent nose bleeds during the winter time

Not weebish per say but there are a lot of times I'll send memes or shit to my Brother because he's the only that would get it It'll be the most obscure reference ever like "PUSH THE BUTTON" and I'm all "END OF THE LAST STAR FIGHTER!!!!!!"

Dude, you just kinda have to Let it go

Yo Dude, Happy 33rd birthday!

I got to the part where I heard the announcement for DFW airport and started having PTSD flashbacks of getting stuck in that shit hole overnight

I'm going to use this thread as my platform to announce to everyone that I hate Coleslaw

We don't have Jay's here but they are by far my Dad's favorite chips When we'd go visit his side of the Family up North he'd buy like 12 bags of those I personally like Lay's Cheddar and Sour Cream chips in a response to the general opinion of this thread I like the taste of kettle chips but those things are so damn hard that I always feel like I'm eating glass when I buy a bag

Ya never know, I mean they look really good but you have to remember that's a Dodgers team with a lot of post season experience under their belt

I had a smart reply to put here but then the Capri Sun kicked in I will leave acknowledging that I truly believe the Pyramids were just like a big IRL game of Minecraft for the Egyptians

Just remember when you get your degree if all else fails you can ascend to higher levels of Super Saiyan hair types each new season of Ancient Aliens

I cleaned as in I dusted because I swear my house gets dust 5x times faster than any other living quarters I've ventured into I also vacuumed but that's like polishing a turd because I need to replace the carpet

Ya know last night I meant to throw something up there about you winning that big ass lottery..... but then I got side tracked

Anytime one of my neighbors tries to make awkward small talk with me I do the same thing I don't dislike them I just don't know if they're the type of people where once they start talking you're stuck there for like 30 mins listening to a really boring story

What if it's like that one ninja movie where the kid's Game Gear is how he fought people except it's tweets and not a Game Gear I had something going for this comment and got distracted and lost it...

that means cold showers something we were literally discussing days ago..... Dude don't freak out but we may have super powers

the gatekeepers of this thread

As long as Totoro is safe the rest is just collateral damage

Yeah, because I want nightmares .......said no one ever

Pineapple on Pizza, abomination or death sentence?

You just gotta pick a team and root for them.... Then root against anyone ranked lower than them. I like it because it's do or die almost every week, it's not like the NFL where you can make the playoffs some seasons with a .500 record Meh, I mean HS players don't get paid but someone is getting money for them to be televised and ticket sales are going somewhere