molarbear

Honestly? My Dad got a job within his company doing what was essentially his old job, which made him super fucking happy My Brother got a girlfriend which I didn't think he would ever do after his wife left him, and his GF owns two doggos Not a whole lot happened for me but thus far I've woken up everyday so I got that going for me

If you find your self enjoying Bruce Springteen's music next.... I seek immediate medical attention

Happy Birthday dude just know you were right about the Cubs winning the World Series that year

Are those puppers Australian Shepherds?

I think even Mr. Rogers would have attempted to set my face on fire if he saw it in it's previous state

I just logged in and saw I was ahead by 30 pts and got kind of excited... then I realized my opponent still has 3 players that play tomorrow night

I never imagined myself typing these words, but, that's a cute dik

Happy Birthday man, I hope you had a good one!

I tried to find a Gif/youtube vid of that part where George Nelson is all "They finally caught baby face!" from O Brother where art thou That is an internet wormhole one does not want to go down

Yeah...... I always feel really fucking weird using the front camera on my phone It makes me feel like I'm violating people's personal space

TMNT2:Arcade and Castle Crashers

The Maryland/Ohio State game is pretty fucking entertaining to watch right now

What'd you name it?

When people talk about winning the lottery and what they would buy I always mumble that I'd get hair plugs on my face

Fun fact I didn't know that show existed until I randomly found it on Netflix a few months ago I had the joy of binge watching 12 seasons over the past few months

I thought I could just avoid it but it finally reared it ugly head

Dude you look like a skinny Brian Posehn!

Ya know if I ever have the ability to grow one I would give it at try

Moneh He got a job at Boeing

Genetics yo! Some of us luck out! I am single handily going to make "Dollar Shave Club" go broke I request one new razor every 4 months or so.

keep fighting the good fight

I literally shave once a week I get stubble near day 3 and after that have to shave to simply not look like my Family is hiding some kind of inbreeding somewhere along the lines