molarbear

I had a friend who was on Wheel of Fortune

who my 666th reputation point came from @Clu

Fuck i missed this Fuck's B-day! Happy B-day ya fuck! May we continue to be assholes together! Happy Birthday ya ugly, bearded Fucker! Congrats on finishing that 5k in like a 8 min mile with your adorable pupper. Next time we speak I'm going back to full asshole mode, or anti social mode... probably the latter but still, eat a dick and Happy Birthday!

You're welcome! I feel it's one of the most underappreciated threads on here. There are nights when certain users are just spamming tons of threads and I've all but given up hope and signed off, there it suddenly appears at the top... like a little bastion of hope

I've been wanting a cannoli for almost a year now

I'm 17 mins late but Happy Birthday! Your dedication to your youtube thread is truly something

That was taking place during the 3 days off

My first "adult" job was like that I was 20, making I think $15 a hour, and had a 3 day weekend.... life was fucking amazing

Alright sandy this is gonna get weird but I want you to dress your dog in Victorian era armor and roll tennis balls at it while someone takes pictures WAIT.... FUCK.. THIS ISN'T FACEBOOK

Are we all going to start floating?

because generally 17 pts that early on isn't considered a death sentence so you go with what's usually the sure fire thing and kick a field goal and get some points on the board

Now I can't even watch the damn game because the News took over to tell me a system that already moved through is now making tornadoes a hour and half away

Crosby missed his third field goal of the game I was joking about going back to sleep but now I'm really thinking about it

Nah, dude had way too many hair care products

I was actually so tuckered out that this did not happen yesterday

I listen to music and watch people speedrun on twitch or catch up on youtube subscriptions I'm behind on... then I sleep a shit ton

That's even better! Could you imagine ruining someone's childhood because they see a care bear walking around with a big old dick? Shattering people's childhood memories, that's Halloween right there

I woke up to see GB was losing by 17 pts to the fucking handicapped Lions part of me kind of just wants to go back to sleep

I'm told I was once. I jumped up to intercept a pass and someone hit my foot as I caught the ball making me spin and land in a way that the back of my head took the brunt of the fall. I got up and apparently ran to the wrong sideline and didn't snap back to until about 30 seconds later when the opposing team's coach and medical person were walking me across the field At the hospital they told me I had a mild concussion so I dunno it that counts as being knocked out or not

As in literally my Mom and Dad are staying the night here along with my Uncle, and my Brother came over I'm not complaining, it was great seeing them all. It's just now that everyone is asleep it is so FUCKING nice to have some quiet time

Was it the shark one? Cuz you should use the excess material to give the costume a big ole shark penor

When I read the thread title I seriously thought I had stroked out for a second

texas beat OU I think I'm watching the Florida/LSU game, I honestly can't tell because it's been nothing but commercials for what seems like 10 mins now

I was going more for the Highlander reference