molarbear

Used to be? This is going to sound really weird but I've always kinda wanted to hook up with J.K. Rowling

Given the flexibility of most people when they attempted the crane they probably kicked them in the nuts instead of the face and won the fight instantly It just took another decade for the patented "LET GO OF MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!" move to become main stream

Was the XFL 90's or way early 2000's?

Pro tip: everything I know about Ka-Ra-Te I learned from the Karate Kid movies greatest documentary ever, IMHO.

He didn't have anyone set the blocks on fire so he could super focus on them

Good old dial up internet letting little brothers get revenge on their older brothers by walking into the other room and secretly picking up the phone for years

I love the graceful exit you can tell the Dog still thinks he can pull off that it wasn't in the pool

You forgot to mention the national anthem was changed for a short time to the AOL dial up sound

I'd say Crosby redeemed himself pretty well tonight Defense looked like shit most the game though

I really want a turkey leg now

Just a heads up (especially to headphone people) it's loud

What if you killed Master Splinter?

^ Who wants a shit ton of weird ass floaties in their drink?

There is a Ron Swanson clip that would fit perfectly here but I can't find it on youtube

Dude you have no idea I'm not making fun of people with hearing problems but those things are like a straight up game genie when it comes to cheat codes She'd get mad and straight up turn her hearing aids off sometimes

Meh if you like her then take a shot at it ASL isn't that difficult to learn and in the meantime since you don't talk much you could always just text each other

*my fantasy football team posts because you can't kill what's already dead unless it's a zombie

Is she 100% deaf or just hearing impaired? One of my really close friend's has a twin brother that was hearing impaired and I dated one of his friends for awhile who had hearing aids. I didn't really have any problems communicating with her, I tend to mumble and had to try to not do that and it helped to look her directly in the face when speaking because she could read lips The only big problem was arguments..... I could never tell if she was mad and giving me the silent treatment or just didn't hear me

Meh, the backup QB was able to orchestrate a drive leading to at touchdown against one of the best defenses in the league so that's always a plus

you mean like rats rats or mice? I get mice in the winter sometimes and that's one of the trickiest battles I've engaged in sometimes those little assholes will get the bait without setting off the trap... it's like some straight up Tom and Jerry shit

I'm envious I get all giddy like a little kid when it snows

considering they're up against the Bears Defense and currently winning, they're not doing too bad I never thought I'd say this but I'm watching the Browns play, aside from the sacks their O-line is giving up they don't look too bad

That is exactly what I said A lot of them were in their 40's and 50's so they were freakin alive when the movies released

I can tear up some fish from LJS