molarbear

Meh, the backup QB was able to orchestrate a drive leading to at touchdown against one of the best defenses in the league so that's always a plus

you mean like rats rats or mice? I get mice in the winter sometimes and that's one of the trickiest battles I've engaged in sometimes those little assholes will get the bait without setting off the trap... it's like some straight up Tom and Jerry shit

I'm envious I get all giddy like a little kid when it snows

considering they're up against the Bears Defense and currently winning, they're not doing too bad I never thought I'd say this but I'm watching the Browns play, aside from the sacks their O-line is giving up they don't look too bad

That is exactly what I said A lot of them were in their 40's and 50's so they were freakin alive when the movies released

I can tear up some fish from LJS

No I feel like you'd cheat by distracting me while your cat went all velociraptor and ambushed me from the side

>.> <.< Costume Quest

I'm honestly ashamed that no one has made a tentacle joke yet

All this talk of Turtles reminds me of the "Hey Arnold" episode where Arnold and his Gma save the depressed looking turtle and also ninja turtles... which now makes me want pizza I think I may have problem with pizza

Pittsburg blew a potential upset of Norte Dame in the last few mins and LSU is giving Georgia a tough time

I actually heard a lot of people that get exotic animals end up getting tired of taking care of them and just letting them go

You could have them put anything on them, most people put their names but I figured why not make it awesome? The best part was the marketing people and stuff that didn't know your name looked at your shirt to identify you The worst part was most people I worked with had no idea who Han Solo was.....

I've had a friend post nasty ass photos of a fiddle back spider bite on their knee that didn't get banned how did this get you banned?

This Nebraska/N'western game is so bad it's comical

Indians made it to game 7 with a 3 man rotation granted they had andrew miller in their bullpen who is a fucking work horse

That's rational thinking... I was financially secure so I volunteered to be laid off and took a severance package I did get spend 4 years of my life confusing people because the name on my work shirt said "Han Solo"

If the only flaw you can find in a team is one SP being a bit sketchy then you're pretty well off

You've clearly never had Lost Lake That stuff is like someone drank natty, had the beer shits, then canned it

I was at first but after losing the first 5 matches I began to feel like Squidward in that Magical Conch episode of Spongebob

At my old job I noticed a flaw in a program that would have scrapped a 30k part They rewarded me with a $1 voucher to the vending machine and the guy that wrote the program got a promotion

I will eat any sour candy no matter what form it takes I always hand out little kit kats, snickers, and baby ruth's (I keep those around for the special chance Sloth stops by)

My old dog use to sleep with one of my shoes if she didn't sleep in my bed I thought it was a very heart warming gesture but you'd think an animal with the such a strong sense of smell would choose a different article of clothing instead of a stinky shoe