molarbear

If the only flaw you can find in a team is one SP being a bit sketchy then you're pretty well off

You've clearly never had Lost Lake That stuff is like someone drank natty, had the beer shits, then canned it

I was at first but after losing the first 5 matches I began to feel like Squidward in that Magical Conch episode of Spongebob

At my old job I noticed a flaw in a program that would have scrapped a 30k part They rewarded me with a $1 voucher to the vending machine and the guy that wrote the program got a promotion

I will eat any sour candy no matter what form it takes I always hand out little kit kats, snickers, and baby ruth's (I keep those around for the special chance Sloth stops by)

My old dog use to sleep with one of my shoes if she didn't sleep in my bed I thought it was a very heart warming gesture but you'd think an animal with the such a strong sense of smell would choose a different article of clothing instead of a stinky shoe

It's not really their fault Boston is on an absolute tear this year

I bet your cat stole them

I literally slept through tornado sirens two days ago if it makes you feel any better

I've noticed this recently too. Last time the lady literally pulled the needle out and had to try again after digging around in my arm. I still try donate as often as possible because I got special blood, I got a card that says "CMV" hero no clue what it means but they can give my blood to premature potatoes babies apparently

Glad you guys made it through safe

I once ordered "Chicago" style pizza in Mizzou It looked like a domino's pizza with sauce on top That was the day I finally died inside

I found this guy on Youtube and I'm kind of envious I didn't think of this before him @Doom Metal Alchemist you may like this channel.... plus he plays catch with Tim Lincecum in the video

Couldn't tell ya I found it on the internet a few years back and saved it because who doesn't save that picture?

Another important question we need answered you're a natural at this

Damn kids and their bath salts

You're more than welcome to I like to think I ask the serious questions no one else addresses such as "why do so many people wear business pants and act like they're not uncomfortable?" or "why is it 2018 and no one can tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of tootsie pop?"

Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call? I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head

Not to brag but I'm kinda an expert in that area, if you gotta write an essay I can type for at least 20 paragraphs on the subject

Happy Birthday Bebop! Don't tell Rocksteady I said this!

I don't blame you, it was going down an alley no people should

nah and I don't plan to. I gotz what I gotz and that's that