molarbear

I'd rather her see a picture of my dick in doll clothes than ever see my search history

my late pup pup

Happy Birthday! Just pretend I scratched your Doggos belly as a present

sleep yo

King of the Hill did it first!

One of my favorite Songs

Listen dude, I'm not going to tell you how to live your life. I just kind of expect weekly updates on this adorable Pupper now.

I had the perfect image to put here but I'm struggling to find it I found it! Just replace the merging into traffic with title "I have 800 kills and some dude with a stick just is threatening to kill the General this story is about so I must now pull off a flying dragon punch move to save their ass."

Sooners are playing your team in the playoffs

You could always just buy an air mattress they got some fancy ones these days that aren't expensive at all

Happy Birthday Dude!

I'm watching today's episode of the Philip DeFranco show

I was at Wendy's once when one hit When I pulled up to the food window the lady was all "how'd it feel to live through an Earthquake?" She looked severely disappointed when I was happy it was just an Earthquake and not my Engine misfiring brutally

It's been discussed in threads before that there is a special joy in slicing through hundreds of people mindlessly

My neighbors have one of those ankle biter sized dogs I love Dogs but it yaps so much that I secretly wish a Hawk would mistake it for a rodent one day

Happy Birthday! (I was going to put a Mighty Ducks Gif here but I'm updating a game on xbox so my internet can't handle it)

It's not even me although I do find myself talking out loud to myself more often than I'd like to

What if it learned to walk on two legs and you taught it to do the dance scene the little alien does in Space Balls?

That's fine... I kind of enjoy being single, at least now when I get yelled at 50% of the time I know why

You should buy some of those wire less ear buds and hide them with your hair (assuming it's long enough) As for car washes I believe they're sadistic franchises created by numerous birds in one suit dressed up as a person it's the only logical explanation I can think of as to why birds always shit on my car the day after I wash it

Did your cat start walking on two legs?

I believe it's your responsibility as a Dad now to a pupper to post weekly photos of said pupper ya know... for Science I take it back, I hadn't clicked in your puppy thread in awhile

there is a 99.8% chance that what would have ended in a victory for me is now going to transform into a crushing defeat

My Defense scored more points than my Flex, TE, and RB's combined