Fuck i missed this Fuck's B-day!
Happy B-day ya fuck! May we continue to be assholes together! Happy Birthday ya ugly, bearded Fucker!
Congrats on finishing that 5k in like a 8 min mile with your adorable pupper.
Next time we speak I'm going back to full asshole mode, or anti social mode... probably the latter but still, eat a dick and Happy Birthday!