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molarbear

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  1. Part of me wants to get excited, the other part of me thinks they're going to royally fuck it up
  2. Molarbear, asking the tough questions since '18
  3. YAZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. I took lady to the vet once and there was a cat in a holder making noises I've never heard a cat make it wasn't even a hiss, it was like a guttural hatred for all humanity
  5. TIL there is a cow that is taller than me
  6. You actually check your Steam profile?
  7. He was good until he got traded to the fucking Eagles who don't seem to want to target him. I thought it'd work out because he's with an offensive coordinator he's worked with before but.... nope
  8. I...... honestly never put that one together
  9. Then maybe we should start calling sandwiches hot dogs?
  10. I'd just hop to the puppy
  11. I'm pretty sure if dick growth pills worked we'd have an epidemic of overdoses that would make the current opioid problem look like child's play
  12. I'd just chew my hand off like a hamster with a failing appendage
  13. Supposedly the Multiplayer game play is launching tomorrow
  14. yeah now I want a photo shoot I want to be drown in adorable puppy images it will distract him while I commence operation "steal puppy"
  15. I'm a firm believer that a sandwich has two slices of bread where as a hotdog is merely placed into a sliced piece of bread
  16. Golden Tate and John Brown failed me again They both went from being 15-20 pts a week to single digits
  17. Dude just adopted a cute puppy you should demand a photo shoot of said puppy..... for science!
  18. Happy (late?) Birthday!
  19. are we going smallest to body ratio ever? I'm pretty sure I got you beat bruh
  20. This is merely 101 of assassin training
  21. I'm 100% certain that in a fair fight Barney would have got their ass kicked
  22. I miss that diet, I was able to be on it in HS because of sports but then I stopped playing and kept eating whatever I wanted and learned that you gain weight that way
  23. I normally don't eat leftovers after a Holiday so I can attempt to regulate my diet because, if I bring leftovers home, I'm going to eat them It's kind of the same reason I don't buy a lot of sweets
  24. Welp looks like my dream of someday living near Wrigley will never happen
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