molarbear

The only thing I can think of is he found a spot to actually pierce his arm without hitting any nerves

That settles it We should start a Cult/Religion founded on sheer debauchery

I always like watching David Blaine specials on there because that dude legit freaks me the fuck out with his shit

I've been low key trying to get Stephen King to notice me on there

I would but I fear it will degrade the Randy Jackson signature on my Katana

They're back!

I bought "The Dig" on Steam I'm trying to beat my first point and click adventure game without using an help at all..... because fuck space quest that shit was hard

shit dude move here those fuckers like to violate your privacy in the shower like some kind of perv I don't have enough digits on my hands or toes to count how many times I've had to bludgeon a spider with a shampoo or body wash bottle while showering

I just want to point out that the gif in your sig doesn't get enough credit I laugh every time I see it...then I realize how true it is

I always just assume everyone hates everything as much as I do It's the super happy people I worry about like "Dafuq are you so happy about?"

I can't until I find all your Horcruxes

Dude has the Vinegar strokes

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/rockstar-admits-red-dead-2-onlines-economy-is-off-/1100-6463605/ So they already made some changes to the Economy online Tonight my friend and I were getting about $10-$12 for each stranger job The Bolt Action Rifle and the Springfield got a huge drop in price

Yes

Wouldn't that just make them bisexual?

This part to this day still makes me laugh uncontrollably

I liked it up to about 18 years ago I've seen it so many damn times now that it's gotten old and every household you visit on Christmas seems to have it playing

If I somehow win the toilet bowl I am going to celebrate way more than I should

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes I'm going to end it like any irresponsible person in their early 30's should end a birthday.... by drinking semi responsibly

confirmed toilet bowl?

There's a toilet bowl?

Thanks Reptar!

Thanks! I plan on sitting in my Pajama pants all day, ordering pizza and boneless wings, and more than likely just indulging in video games all day

Sooners, Cubs, Packers all day!

Thanks man!