molarbear

No offense Pooh but the Packers going to overtime against the Jets basically sums up their season This current Packers team is not worthy of Aaron Rodgers

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Your Dog looks like he just farted and he's trying to play it off

My latest Twitter post consisted of me thinking my hand had gone all "Idol Hand" like because I went to sleep with two band aids on my hand and woke up with one hanging from my face and the other attached to my t-shirt still cannot confirm whether or not my hand lives a life subconsciously outside of my normal life

It's weird as fuck and semi disturbing but, maybe she has Gout and taking off her shoes is her one relief from it Could be an OCD thing, there's a stand up Comedian that can't perform without everyone in the front row taking off their shoes

I feel like I just watched softcore tentacle porn

Happy Birthday!

I hope if he rises he kills me and me only That way when people ask how I died there's a really cool story about how Godzilla was actually a peaceful giant but accidentally stepped on me and made some formal apology on the air about it I'm not sure where I was going with that, it was suppose to be a joke but then I remembered I put clothes in the washer and after putting them in the dryer I lost it

Is there gold at the end tho? -molarbear bringing the important questions to threads since today

Only if it's in some rip off of Reddit style posting where people care about having a downvote/upvote button and make up completely irrational scenarios that never took place for attention!

People bash them quite often but there is nothing better than deep fried tacos at 3 am when you're hammered

I've been reading "Needful Things" by Stephen King It's takes place in the Castle Rock universe That being said it's about 600 pages long and the first 450 were pretty much an absolute snooze fest

I remember watching this unfold live on tv as a kid

I feel like someone did not prioritize their time correctly

You've hidden the wireless ear buds so well that even someone that knows you're wearing them can't spot them Well played

At least it wasn't $5 in coins

Not often but that's due to the area we live in. You can usually identify someone that pulls that shit by the camouflage shirt or pants they're wearing in public or by the rubber ball sack hanging from their truck that is jacked up so high you know they're compensating for something

It's got really clean teeth

3 years ago a probe was sent in. Contact was lost within months, probes were placed up until the last 4 months, I'm still working on the proper Christmas card to send to the crew members family.

I hate people but I take multivitamins, mainly eat lean meat these days, and overall try to keep my health in check all because there is always an Animal out there I have not pet yet

There's an entire song based around one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters. The fact that you didn't reference that while creating this thread disappoints me.

"I'm Bill Belichick" said every white dude wearing a hoodie.....ever.