molarbear

I literally shave once a week I get stubble near day 3 and after that have to shave to simply not look like my Family is hiding some kind of inbreeding somewhere along the lines

I made it 16 days without shaving but I'm tossing in the flag the patchy, itchy, Joe Dirt-esque neck hair got too gross for the joke I was trying to pull by not shaving for all of November

Dude... I honestly think it's Sia I had never listened to her before and my friend's wife played "Cheap Thrills" and I swear to Bejeebus I had that song in my head for months

Mine moved 4 States away

My Dad looks a lot like Al Pacino As in when he was born my Grandma poured Italian Dressing upon him and threw a Rosary at him

When I visited my Uncle his favorite cat was completely nocturnal so I'd be sleeping in the basement and around 2 am I'd hear meowing The first night I assumed I was going to be eaten in my sleep, what proceeded was 4 nights of a cat greeting me at 2 am and wanting to be pet

Eww

Happy Birthday!

https://youtu.be/EZQUVZKrH3I?t=85 I'm actually very competitive and kind got this feel going, playoffs do not mock my team of disappointments That being said if I lose next week I"m having a Player sale. Make your offer for whom you want on my team, I'd like to say I'm going full Theo Epstein but fantasy football doesn't work that way.

Also acceptable I would at least attempt to throw a snowball though you'd be surprised how much it can not make you feel like an adult for a few seconds

It's 37 currently, I think it's suppose to get down to 24 tonight I love the cold! I feel like I can always layer up to combat it where as in the summer when it's 112 you just kinda suffer through it and sweat a whole bunch

That's when it gets sketchy I like snow but Ice sucks We get more ice storms here than we get snow and driving becomes a legit challenge

I wouldn't blame you at all Take the day off and build a snowman .....or play video games all day either is an acceptable excuse when it snows

Golden Tate failed me. Somehow my RB's stepped up Finally got a win!

yeah but it's like 1000x more amazing when there's snow outside there is legit scientific evidence that proves it the only thing I don't like about going outside in the winter is the dry air.... it always gives me nose bleeds

I watch philly D's show M-F There are also a couple speed runners I watch on twitch daily depending upon what game they're running

I love snow It's the perfect weather to bust out some tomato soup and make a grilled cheese sandwich

That was always the worst as a kid because you'd get excited that you'd get a snow day and then have your hopes crushed as you slowly watched it all dissipate into the ground

Right? People here act like snow is the damn apocalypse and somehow stocking up on ungodly amounts of bread and milk is going to save them

True but your State has a lot more wins going for it than we do

It's mostly melted now but you can bet your ass I crunched my feet around in it like a happy 10 year old

Happy late Veteran's day!

You have no idea how frustrating it is to have not terrible players and lose 9 weeks in a row Imma call my Ma tomorrow and tell her she can be proud of her son again