molarbear

I'm a firm believer that a sandwich has two slices of bread where as a hotdog is merely placed into a sliced piece of bread

Golden Tate and John Brown failed me again They both went from being 15-20 pts a week to single digits

Dude just adopted a cute puppy you should demand a photo shoot of said puppy..... for science!

Happy (late?) Birthday!

are we going smallest to body ratio ever? I'm pretty sure I got you beat bruh

This is merely 101 of assassin training

I'm 100% certain that in a fair fight Barney would have got their ass kicked

I miss that diet, I was able to be on it in HS because of sports but then I stopped playing and kept eating whatever I wanted and learned that you gain weight that way

I normally don't eat leftovers after a Holiday so I can attempt to regulate my diet because, if I bring leftovers home, I'm going to eat them It's kind of the same reason I don't buy a lot of sweets

Welp looks like my dream of someday living near Wrigley will never happen

Shenmue in an attempt to fill the void in my heart from beating Red Dead Redemption 2

Wasn't me I get my Computer tested at least once a month

That is an army I'd join

I should, I need to get in touch with that dude. Haven't spoken to him in a couple years and I hear he's a Dad now

Dude I haven't logged into FB in months

No I just have that one friend who makes way more money than any of my other friends but is somehow always broke when you want to do something

Did you take any pictures?

I'm just waiting for them to hit their teens and whoop the shit out of my old ass in a video games, then I will know who to pass the torch on to

I tried once when I was little, it was really fucking boring I'm not against it, deer taste great but they're also adorable little forest doggos and I'd rather just drive a block to get a cheeseburger than sit in a tree stand for 8 hours hoping a deer comes by I do love fishing though. Mainly just catch and release these days and I use non barbed hooks to do less damage to them

I always love when I visit my family up north because my little cousins always want to show off their video games and then I just wipe the floor with them I don't feel bad about it either because their older brother use to do it to me all the time when I was little

I watched some gameplay on youtube and decided just to buy the Shenmue games instead

I don't need "Born to Run" to tell me that

That at some point some brave soul combined noodles, cheese, milk, and butter together (despite probably being mocked by the rest of their village/tribe) and created mac n cheese shout out to that person

"Dear College You cost way too much, let me in, you dumb Assholes." -fin