molarbear

I just want to point out that the gif in your sig doesn't get enough credit I laugh every time I see it...then I realize how true it is

I always just assume everyone hates everything as much as I do It's the super happy people I worry about like "Dafuq are you so happy about?"

I can't until I find all your Horcruxes

Dude has the Vinegar strokes

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/rockstar-admits-red-dead-2-onlines-economy-is-off-/1100-6463605/ So they already made some changes to the Economy online Tonight my friend and I were getting about $10-$12 for each stranger job The Bolt Action Rifle and the Springfield got a huge drop in price

Yes

Wouldn't that just make them bisexual?

This part to this day still makes me laugh uncontrollably

I liked it up to about 18 years ago I've seen it so many damn times now that it's gotten old and every household you visit on Christmas seems to have it playing

If I somehow win the toilet bowl I am going to celebrate way more than I should

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes I'm going to end it like any irresponsible person in their early 30's should end a birthday.... by drinking semi responsibly

confirmed toilet bowl?

There's a toilet bowl?

Thanks Reptar!

Thanks! I plan on sitting in my Pajama pants all day, ordering pizza and boneless wings, and more than likely just indulging in video games all day

Sooners, Cubs, Packers all day!

Thanks man!

BOGGLE!

I still get misty eyed watching that video and I have no shame in admitting that

The greatest thing to come out of Tejas is I-35N, FACT! Thanks man!

It was probably in heat instead of a normal "Raaawrrr" it sounds more like the gates of hell are opening

I actually didn't swear a whole lot until I was about 17

I meant to sleep in until at least 9 instead I woke up at 6 and want to destroy the known Universe Nostalgic cartoon intros are helping me though

I would never. Would I help friends out by giving them a tit for nothing trade.... yes, did I? No one excepted said deals. I can't blame them because my Star RB and go to WR's have collectively scored a whopping 11 points combined this week. I think this is a sign that the Universal RNG is not in my favor. John Brown scored exactly zero points this week, I can't wait until later tonight when Golden Tate scores negative 5 points instead of 20+... I'm sure he'll do it very majestic like in the process though