molarbear

3.9 Whatever, I'll just master Kama Sutra

Do I get a participation trophy?

What are these "dirty thoughts" you speak of? Do they involve holding hands with a girl? I'm about to hit puberty so I'm taking all the notes I can

Your place looks hella cozy

Christmas Eve I'm suppose to go to my Brother's house because his GF is making some sort of fancy meal I have not been made aware of any plans for Christmas day yet but I know my Parents are coming into town so I'm pretty sure something is happening

I didn't want to brag but I've recently upgrade to benching a tooth pick

Those games are kind of therapeutic, you can literally just zone out and mindlessly slash through massive Armies for hours

Part of me wants to get excited, the other part of me thinks they're going to royally fuck it up

Molarbear, asking the tough questions since '18

YAZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I took lady to the vet once and there was a cat in a holder making noises I've never heard a cat make it wasn't even a hiss, it was like a guttural hatred for all humanity

TIL there is a cow that is taller than me

You actually check your Steam profile?

He was good until he got traded to the fucking Eagles who don't seem to want to target him. I thought it'd work out because he's with an offensive coordinator he's worked with before but.... nope

I...... honestly never put that one together

Then maybe we should start calling sandwiches hot dogs?

I'd just hop to the puppy

I'm pretty sure if dick growth pills worked we'd have an epidemic of overdoses that would make the current opioid problem look like child's play

I'd just chew my hand off like a hamster with a failing appendage

Supposedly the Multiplayer game play is launching tomorrow

yeah now I want a photo shoot I want to be drown in adorable puppy images it will distract him while I commence operation "steal puppy"

I'm a firm believer that a sandwich has two slices of bread where as a hotdog is merely placed into a sliced piece of bread

Golden Tate and John Brown failed me again They both went from being 15-20 pts a week to single digits

Dude just adopted a cute puppy you should demand a photo shoot of said puppy..... for science!