molarbear

there is a 99.8% chance that what would have ended in a victory for me is now going to transform into a crushing defeat

My Defense scored more points than my Flex, TE, and RB's combined

TMNT TMNT 2: Arcade Record of Lodoss war on Dreamcast and that Gundam game they had on Dreamcast Also the Dynasty Warrior Gundam games

I tried to wash my car and the first spot I pulled in was out of order... .then the next spot the brush didn't work Compared to your Monday it's a breeze, sorry that contractors are yelling at you. I suggest taking this approach to them

I got 48 seconds in before I just gave up

Cholula It's like a super spicy version of ketchup that taste amazing on scrambled eggs

I cannot promise I won't eat all the cookies

I'm glad Kyler Murray won the Heisman I just hope OU doesn't get absolutely destroyed by Bama in the playoffs a win isn't really something I expect, I just hope they don't get blown out

I think you just started one

In the ever far grasping chance that I win the Toilet bowl I would like my title to be "Destroyer of Toilets"

Does "Restore" mean they replace them, or are they just polishing them? If it's the latter you can just hit them with some wet sand paper and buffing compound and make them look brand new yourself

She's cute dude! If you need any Pool tips let me know, my Pool skills are in the level of "I'd never enter a tournament but I can beat normal people who talk shit at a bar"

I don't know what that is but I can make a mean Shells and Cheese

not Sexual but moving into your House for the month of DEC! I fail at baking and would gladly eat free cookies!

that looks fancy as fuck I hope you ate it holding your pinky out

I've always just hanged them with the design outward facing I never really paid attention to which direction they were hanging

Don't forget the tax breaks

The only thing I can think of is he found a spot to actually pierce his arm without hitting any nerves

That settles it We should start a Cult/Religion founded on sheer debauchery

I always like watching David Blaine specials on there because that dude legit freaks me the fuck out with his shit

I've been low key trying to get Stephen King to notice me on there

I would but I fear it will degrade the Randy Jackson signature on my Katana

They're back!

I bought "The Dig" on Steam I'm trying to beat my first point and click adventure game without using an help at all..... because fuck space quest that shit was hard

shit dude move here those fuckers like to violate your privacy in the shower like some kind of perv I don't have enough digits on my hands or toes to count how many times I've had to bludgeon a spider with a shampoo or body wash bottle while showering