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Did Junkyard Dog make it?

I'd club you.

I have no idea. People have thrown out names but I can't remember them.

We don't accept checks sir.

I always ask if they want my regular rate, friend rate or the family rate. I charge regular price for the regular rate, double for friends and triple for family.

Packard is.

I'm pre pong......ball in cup? Hoop and stick?

You kids and your games and your wrastlin. Get off my lawn, *shakes fist*

Accident reports are public, they generally have your contact info. The leeches watch for the reports and they call or use a service to call victims. My wife had a seizure and hit a tree. I got mail and calls for months. All of them said I had rights. Right to what? Sue a tree?

Adam West killed the Noid.

Most egg farms toss those into a reject pile and sell them to feed processors or the like. It's a pretty common occurrence. We used to get them by the pallet.

"What's a dickfer"? "Taking a leak".

Because bacon.

Can I borrow 600 dollars?

Needs more Asians.

Packard.

This^

Dude, still waiting. I'll bring the dynamite.

Your mom.

You left off vagina boob.

1. I hate all things Godfather. 2. My friend hangs out with Kevin Bacon. 3. I can bench 400 pounds.

I've seen worse.

Bob?

Turner legal had no idea messengers were a thing, unless you were talking about the Pony Express.

I had an hvac guy destroy my toilet. He smeared shit all over the seat. I have no idea what he did but He loosened the toilet to the point I had to pull it up and reset it.