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You forgot mustang, iPhone screen replacement duct tape.

This, my entire wedding cost 200 dollars. Wedding and reception was all at the same place. The wedding was 10 minutes long, the reception was an hour and the honeymoon was 22 years.

Also ads for single hot k-pop girls in your area?

Time to break out the black makeup and purple hair dye.

It's a common theme around here.

What did Thomas the train say after he was decommissioned and scrapped for parts? Nothing, he was dead.

Her cat loves my voice for some reason.

How not to summon a demon lord. Katt will love it.

That's pretty much it. Eggs with salsa spread all over them. Salsa is for chips and tortillas.

Are gross. Fight me.

Did Junkyard Dog make it?

I'd club you.

I have no idea. People have thrown out names but I can't remember them.

We don't accept checks sir.

I always ask if they want my regular rate, friend rate or the family rate. I charge regular price for the regular rate, double for friends and triple for family.

Packard is.

I'm pre pong......ball in cup? Hoop and stick?

You kids and your games and your wrastlin. Get off my lawn, *shakes fist*

Accident reports are public, they generally have your contact info. The leeches watch for the reports and they call or use a service to call victims. My wife had a seizure and hit a tree. I got mail and calls for months. All of them said I had rights. Right to what? Sue a tree?

Adam West killed the Noid.

Most egg farms toss those into a reject pile and sell them to feed processors or the like. It's a pretty common occurrence. We used to get them by the pallet.

"What's a dickfer"? "Taking a leak".

Because bacon.

Can I borrow 600 dollars?

Needs more Asians.