crackymckrackin

I lost my hands in an unfortunate build a bear accident.

Does it have Sony guts....

Nighthawk or lincsys?

Butt plugs were so much longer back then. Edit: You even looked like a cop back then.

I want all my coworkers to know that I don't support them and I am indeed their mortal enemy. Jokes aside, no way am I wearing any tshirts to work to support anything. I don't know that I could work for a company that had that kind of policy. What I believe or don't believe is none of their business unless it effects my work.

Nah, I didn't. Really, I didn't say anything. ANYTHING!

I want so badly to reply to this thread but can't.

I did so many things today......so so many. I can't say what any of it involved but holy shit am I ever just physically and emotionally spent.

I only click profiles out of spite.

Sin

I never include that movie in his work. It was just so horrible.

It all makes sense now, you hate bacon........is it because you secretly love Canadian bacon?

It's very possible.

How come your accent isn't as pronounced as @katt_goddess? I think she's a Canadian who snuck into the states. Somebody call Trump.

Ur wrong.

Packard, dumpster fire, framing. Packard is a framing genius...........................

I seized the shit out of that carp.

Man agrees to sex. Man hires prostitute. Has sex. Pays and leaves. Man goes home and falls asleep in his comfortable bed.

It very much does. BURN THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND!!!

Waj

When you bend down at work and your knee pops and you think about how much that shits gonna swell up overnight.

Pretty much anything from this scene.

I can't take the tractor into the pond.

With a lamp and a fly swatter.

I never Google search images. I have people for that.