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Could be worse, Could be dreaming about the new Star Wars movies.

I had so much facial hair until this afternoon. I'm all smooth now. I looked like Chewbacca.

A bearded journey. From zero to stubble, a tale of one man's failed quest for facial hair.

Long and hard.

Needs more sauce.

Let's go get pizza, second thought, let's have it delivered and stay at home....forever.

This^ guys always want to bang. Secretly all girls want to bang too. Virtual mental smash fest.

Sitting on my front porch listening to the birds. Thinking about catching up on my second job after a super grueling three weeks at the other job....I will probably skip the work, jump on the tractor and just bushhog the front yard.

That and my wife blessing your heart. 😁

I forgot that was coming up soon. Maybe next year I can troll the shit out of you irl.

Well bless your thumping little gizzard is what me father in law used to say.

Composting info, actually bring in composted garbage that's broken down into soil. Plastic coffee containers that are painted and turned into planters or storage.

Picture your interviewers naked and giggle a lot. Ask about any birthmarks you see while using your imagination.

I have a dentist friend that I trade work with. I have to repair a toilet tomorrow. Gonna ask her to give me a cleaning when I get done.

You don't have insurance, you have an expensive piece of paper.

Much like the godfather series I just couldn't watch any of the Jurassic park movies. I could never get into the whole dinosaur thing.

It wasn't a jab really. It was an observation. I've seen anime that pretty closely mirrored this, without the incest.

You ever thought about writing a manga?

I agree with disco, and if they screw it up, you were going to paint it anyway.

This. Nap time.

Are you going to do any background painting on the stage?

Google that shit. It's worth checking into.

We have an MRI walk in clinic here. No insurance, you pay $450. You could fly here and still come away cheaper. You could drive, get a hotel, get the MRI and it still wouldn't cost that much.

All the plumbing jobs I've done for the last month have had fuct time lines because material and inspectors. One town has 4 plumbing inspectors and they all decided to go on vacation at the same time. I shit you not. ALL 4. Not a conference or some continuing ed, fuck that......vacation.

Horned dogs.